The identities of the young boys and girls to his right have been hidden for their protection.
OnceanAggie on
Moby Dick
TheVoiceInZanesHead on
entoaggie on
He’s def the punchline.
seanwd11 on
Remember when Trump went on about a guy who took Ozempic and it didn’t even work…
It’s this guy.
RCer1986 on
Why is there a third foot between the two that Elon is creeping on?
mycatisgrumpy on
The crazy thing is, probably in the top five reasons I’d want to be rich is to have the time and money to take care of myself better. That guy could afford an army of personal trainers and chefs, and a gym the size of a small country. He’s got all the time in the world. He has the option to date A-list celebrities. And he looks like that. I swear, wealth is wasted on the rich.
Snakestream on
All the money in the world, and he’s built like my washing machine.
InfiniteWinter26 on
there’s no way this dude doesn’t have rickets with as pale as this mf is.
DMCinDet on
Dude doesn’t have a real job and has more money than anyone in the world. Why doesnt he have a personal chef, dietician and trainer with him at all times? He really has no excuse for being so fat and unhealthy.
Deep-Measurement-856 on
Throw the whale back in the water
chemistrategery on
“Girls, FTW!”
– Elon trying to get that Epstein Island invite.
gamehenge_survivor on
Between topless pics of Elon and that glorious Saturday where Jake Paul and Andrew Tate ended up on their knees in front of their superiors, I know I am making the right decision hating all of them.
dBlock845 on
Bloated af
rydalmere on
Going out to do water sports with white hotel towels ?!?? Who the fuck does that.
srgonzo75 on
He looks like he’s taken a few shots to the face.
Jakakke311 on
Trump was right, the Ozempic is not working
charleslennon1 on
Any longer in the sun, he will sear like a fillet of ahi tuna.
swiminthemud on
Couldn’t imagine being rich enough to never have anyone see me again… then show up in public looking like that
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The identities of the young boys and girls to his right have been hidden for their protection.
Moby Dick
He’s def the punchline.
Remember when Trump went on about a guy who took Ozempic and it didn’t even work…
It’s this guy.
Why is there a third foot between the two that Elon is creeping on?
The crazy thing is, probably in the top five reasons I’d want to be rich is to have the time and money to take care of myself better. That guy could afford an army of personal trainers and chefs, and a gym the size of a small country. He’s got all the time in the world. He has the option to date A-list celebrities. And he looks like that. I swear, wealth is wasted on the rich.
All the money in the world, and he’s built like my washing machine.
there’s no way this dude doesn’t have rickets with as pale as this mf is.
Dude doesn’t have a real job and has more money than anyone in the world. Why doesnt he have a personal chef, dietician and trainer with him at all times? He really has no excuse for being so fat and unhealthy.
Throw the whale back in the water
“Girls, FTW!”
– Elon trying to get that Epstein Island invite.
Between topless pics of Elon and that glorious Saturday where Jake Paul and Andrew Tate ended up on their knees in front of their superiors, I know I am making the right decision hating all of them.
Bloated af
Going out to do water sports with white hotel towels ?!?? Who the fuck does that.
He looks like he’s taken a few shots to the face.
Trump was right, the Ozempic is not working
Any longer in the sun, he will sear like a fillet of ahi tuna.
Couldn’t imagine being rich enough to never have anyone see me again… then show up in public looking like that
Tits Mcgee
Alpha?
how does he manage to be paler than me…
Get in his belly!
“Alpha male” 🤮
Why would he go shirtless??
https://preview.redd.it/ban21iu6473h1.png?width=1309&format=png&auto=webp&s=5acf3cac4cd400d132000306fe22eece020d21ae
The Master Race
What a repulsive man. And I say that before I saw this pic
He has the body of a 56 year old fat woman. His tits are bigger than mine.
“If I ruin things for literally everyone, surely then girls will want me?”
That is, what billions of dollars buys you
Look at those……hair implants
Why does his body look like that?
The master race.
“He looks delicious.”
https://preview.redd.it/3eb5r05g873h1.jpeg?width=919&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c3de414bff7144e39eaa9d30c7167517f37974c2
Dude is build
Ike the pos truck 🛻
Sunscreen works people. Take note.
The master race
Less body shaming, more Nazi shaming.
Model for the Cybertruck.
Anyhoo, more is more.
If Crisco was a person.
Built like a styrofoam ice cooler
Who has the bigger cup size – Tusk or Dump?
Immortan Elon’s name had to be changed to Joe because of a lawsuit
Captain Ahab locks in.