Oh damn this is super fresh ain’t nothing in the mainstream news about this yet
GeezusLizard on
man they’re really trying to sell this ballroom
DenvahGothMom on
Side issue but when I went to journalism school, this would’ve been crossed out and changed to “We just heard (specific number) of gunshots at the White House. (Secret Service or whoever) told us to run into the press briefing room.” Why are they all talking in riddles and circles like Trump now?
Anyway, here comes more lies and absurdity. Buckle up, folks.
pvtteemo on
Cant believe its another trans liberal pink haired democrat plant that Biden ordered before he left office. /s because this timeline is sad.
XurstyXursday on
They’ve already ruled out finding the casings. Oh wait here’s one it’s engraved with “LGBTQ” and “Tan Suits 4 Lyfe”
Whaleman_007 on
Ok according to the BBC the shots were near the White House.
The FBI has confirmed forensic evidence of actual crayon used to inscribe “AnTi-bAllRooM” on the bullet cases. When asked for comment, Senator Mike Lee says “this is proof we need $3 billion for the ballroom and we need to double the ICE budget and close polling locations in black neighborhoods.”
Jaliki55 on
The fat boy who cried wolf
DuhBooSack on
If trump didn’t die then idgaf
_Thorshammer_ on
Man, he really wants that “ballroom”.
antidense on
Why do these happen just when his poll numbers dip.
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Trump is preparing his ear bandage.
30 gunshots early reports.
false flag op
Are they sure it wasn’t just the sound of Trump starting into his diaper?
https://www.cnn.com/2026/05/23/politics/white-house-area-gunshots?Date=20260523&Profile=CNN&utm_content=1779575367&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter
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Guess we know now why he bailed on Don Jr.’s wedding.
Oh goodie, another obvious false-flag the media will treat as real
I’m sure the recovered shell casings will have a fucking poem written on them about the shooter’s opposition to the ballroom
Man- this shit is getting SO old…..
Whoever is in charge of false flags at the white house needs to be fired for incompetence
To the bunker! I mean, the ballroom!
Boy he’s REAL real bored today, huh?
fake attempt on vance? trump made him come to work a while ago. need another distraction.
Another shooting where he somehow comes out unscathed. At least make it believable my dude.
Again?
Good lord this is such a tired story
Hate The Conspiracy Theories But It Smells Like False Flag.
No wonder he stayed there this weekend. Had to setup a new false flag event
It is Saturday. He was probably in Florida, ‘golfing’.
The daily Ballroom-Blitz.
Sorry Don Jr., we got this thing planned because people are talking about Epstein again
I swear when trump dies, no matter the cause, they’ll put a bullet in his head and blame some random liberal antifa boogie man to incite his base.
Of course there was lmfao
Trump: ILL BE HOME ALL WEEKEND IF ANYONE WANTS TO TRY ANYTHING
Have these assholes never read the boy who cried wolf?
Suspect in custody
https://preview.redd.it/6o8jcirzuy2h1.jpeg?width=1420&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da11fcfa9d2be219cd84f75a51a0065fc42d3139
Shots heard near White House (but outside WH complex), press cleared from lawn for safety.
https://www.cnn.com/2026/05/23/politics/white-house-area-gunshots
Oh damn this is super fresh ain’t nothing in the mainstream news about this yet
man they’re really trying to sell this ballroom
Side issue but when I went to journalism school, this would’ve been crossed out and changed to “We just heard (specific number) of gunshots at the White House. (Secret Service or whoever) told us to run into the press briefing room.” Why are they all talking in riddles and circles like Trump now?
Anyway, here comes more lies and absurdity. Buckle up, folks.
Cant believe its another trans liberal pink haired democrat plant that Biden ordered before he left office. /s because this timeline is sad.
They’ve already ruled out finding the casings. Oh wait here’s one it’s engraved with “LGBTQ” and “Tan Suits 4 Lyfe”
Ok according to the BBC the shots were near the White House.
This is such a fucking joke
https://preview.redd.it/vco28pqlwy2h1.jpeg?width=3608&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d9a9e2348277ef01ef468c33cf796518994ad5f
At this point it’s like whatever.
The FBI has confirmed forensic evidence of actual crayon used to inscribe “AnTi-bAllRooM” on the bullet cases. When asked for comment, Senator Mike Lee says “this is proof we need $3 billion for the ballroom and we need to double the ICE budget and close polling locations in black neighborhoods.”
The fat boy who cried wolf
If trump didn’t die then idgaf
Man, he really wants that “ballroom”.
Why do these happen just when his poll numbers dip.
Made for TV regime