reminds me of that clip where they put a robot crab in a crab colony and they immediately adopted him as their own a defended him against ray attacks.
CorneliusKvakk on
Plot twist : when the crabs are busy eating he he takes them both…
marzipanpigs on
the last frame was so
“but honey, they have FISH!”
expatronis on
“Darling, if this is to be the end, jizz all over my eggs one last time!”
Quiverjones on

CombOverDownThere on
Can’t believe the crab didn’t give the thumbs up back. Bit rude
Nezikim on
Can crabs actually form relationships like this? We have to be collectively anthropomorphizing this situation.
TheMihuz on
The big is the bully crab, that keeps molesting the small one.
Historical_Yak2148 on
My tiktok brain is so f up i looked forward to the ending when the guy had 2 crabs boiled in his pot
DreadfulTheory on
“Me and My Bitch”
-Crabbie Smalls
bobsmith14y on
In the end, they were both delicious.
Crimson__Fox on

theFlimsylattice on
All fun and games till your in a bucket together
Can_Haz_Cheezburger on
Sweet, double catch
UsedPart7823 on
No, no, no, die. Rocky save.
i_need_answers_man on
I bet they had sex afterwards
Acrobatic_Code_7409 on
Many crab species physically stay near or hold onto mates, especially after molting when the female is vulnerable. A male may fight off threats because losing the female means losing reproductive success.
ActParking7235 on
Them: What are you looking for in a relationship?
Me:
Key_Currency_1546 on
I genuinely thought that he was going to grab them after 😭
NightLordJay on
BOGO if I ever saw one.
Two_Busy on
Reminds me of Rocky
IronTemplar26 on
Shame faced crab
NegotiationNo7851 on
It’s a smooth box crab, they carry their mates and if there is danger will pick them up and run and hide them in the sand, then attempt to protect them if there’s a threat still.
jucu94 on
I can’t remember the name of them but I wonder if this is the species that has much bigger males, which catch females, pick them up and run away with them, and then forcefully mate/rape them
Illuminaughty____ on
Damn, why do those delicious things have to have feelings too?
SteamLuki7 on
His right claw seems a bit mutated
thewoodbeyond on
No body loves no one.
ResponsibleBed4744 on
So he takes both and boils they asses
housevil on
CRAB: Don’t patronize me, dryback!
ConditionObjective43 on
Although cute here, it’s precisely their famous bucket behavior.
SuperSpaceship on
👍
Equivalent-Bus5330 on
my hearth just melted
CCV21 on
Quality crab.
f5en on
i watch you sleep its not safe
xaxwyf on

…they look like juggalos. 😂
diablol3 on
And then they turned the camera off and killed both crabs anyway.
Most-Possibility8410 on
That is so sweet and tender! I love seeing kind human interactions with wildlife.
Ok-Canary-5061 on
Okay , look , i’m a grown a** , man , and I just said aww stop it aww I don’t say aww 😭 lol 😆
DoubleBroadSwords on
I’ll give a thumbs up and pat on the head to the fisherman
Soft-Way-8304 on
And still we refuse to accept sentience in these amazing creatures
TheJuana on
🥲
Cthulwutang on
never gonna give you up
never gonna let you go
BeltImpressive8956 on
yo bro im still hitting that
Aromatic-Lobster7738 on
Lol. The guy giving a heart got me laughing
kitjen on
Crabs are legally protected from capture by fishermen if they can evidence that they are in relationship akin to that of married humans. They have more rights to their space in the water than humans do so the human has to vacate the area.
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*disturbing
Plot twist it was his sex slave.
Thank you for my wife
It was eating it.
reminds me of that clip where they put a robot crab in a crab colony and they immediately adopted him as their own a defended him against ray attacks.
Plot twist : when the crabs are busy eating he he takes them both…
the last frame was so
“but honey, they have FISH!”
“Darling, if this is to be the end, jizz all over my eggs one last time!”

Can’t believe the crab didn’t give the thumbs up back. Bit rude
Can crabs actually form relationships like this? We have to be collectively anthropomorphizing this situation.
The big is the bully crab, that keeps molesting the small one.
My tiktok brain is so f up i looked forward to the ending when the guy had 2 crabs boiled in his pot
“Me and My Bitch”
-Crabbie Smalls
In the end, they were both delicious.

All fun and games till your in a bucket together
Sweet, double catch
No, no, no, die. Rocky save.
I bet they had sex afterwards
Many crab species physically stay near or hold onto mates, especially after molting when the female is vulnerable. A male may fight off threats because losing the female means losing reproductive success.
Them: What are you looking for in a relationship?
Me:
I genuinely thought that he was going to grab them after 😭
BOGO if I ever saw one.
Reminds me of Rocky
Shame faced crab
It’s a smooth box crab, they carry their mates and if there is danger will pick them up and run and hide them in the sand, then attempt to protect them if there’s a threat still.
I can’t remember the name of them but I wonder if this is the species that has much bigger males, which catch females, pick them up and run away with them, and then forcefully mate/rape them
Damn, why do those delicious things have to have feelings too?
His right claw seems a bit mutated
No body loves no one.
So he takes both and boils they asses
CRAB: Don’t patronize me, dryback!
Although cute here, it’s precisely their famous bucket behavior.
👍
my hearth just melted
Quality crab.
i watch you sleep its not safe

…they look like juggalos. 😂
And then they turned the camera off and killed both crabs anyway.
That is so sweet and tender! I love seeing kind human interactions with wildlife.
Okay , look , i’m a grown a** , man , and I just said aww stop it aww I don’t say aww 😭 lol 😆
I’ll give a thumbs up and pat on the head to the fisherman
And still we refuse to accept sentience in these amazing creatures
🥲
never gonna give you up
never gonna let you go
yo bro im still hitting that
Lol. The guy giving a heart got me laughing
Crabs are legally protected from capture by fishermen if they can evidence that they are in relationship akin to that of married humans. They have more rights to their space in the water than humans do so the human has to vacate the area.
Sounds ridiculous, but it’s a get out claws.