“Don Jr.? I’ve known that man for a long time…” – DJT
Exact_Patience_9767 on
This is the closest Jr. has ever experienced regarding authentic fatherly love and now he is an addict with no way out.
Cyrano_Knows on
Hey leave Don Jr alone. He’s not aged much at all since he debuted as “beareded cocaine guy” in Die Hard.

Ok-Addition1264 on
That would be a sure-fire way to ensure Senior would be there.. fuck me, I’d think about going. lol
theMegaPope on
I thought this was the bride.
Dubatomic1 on
Who’s your daddy?!
cosaboladh on
Everyone is talking about how Trump is clearly lying about his busy schedule, but not about whether Don Jr even wants him there.
> look, dad. it’s not like you ever taught me what love is, so it’s don’t even know why you’d think I’d want some old fucker wandering around my wedding. Forgetting where he is, shitting himself, and making lewd remarks you think are funny. There’s going to be cake, and nobody can get within 20 feet of you without losing their appetite.
– Don Jr, probably.
I’m not saying that Jr is a better person than his father. Rather that he’s such a bad person sentimentality wouldn’t factor it at all. His dad is more a liability at this point than a strategic asset. There’s no reason to invite him.
dover_oxide on
It been there for him his whole life.
NancyGracesTesticles on
Since when is the groom walked down the aisle by his father?
predator1975 on
He probably wanted the ambassador to Greece as his DIL.
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He’d be doing that either way
“Don Jr.? I’ve known that man for a long time…” – DJT
This is the closest Jr. has ever experienced regarding authentic fatherly love and now he is an addict with no way out.
Hey leave Don Jr alone. He’s not aged much at all since he debuted as “beareded cocaine guy” in Die Hard.

That would be a sure-fire way to ensure Senior would be there.. fuck me, I’d think about going. lol
I thought this was the bride.
Who’s your daddy?!
Everyone is talking about how Trump is clearly lying about his busy schedule, but not about whether Don Jr even wants him there.
> look, dad. it’s not like you ever taught me what love is, so it’s don’t even know why you’d think I’d want some old fucker wandering around my wedding. Forgetting where he is, shitting himself, and making lewd remarks you think are funny. There’s going to be cake, and nobody can get within 20 feet of you without losing their appetite.
– Don Jr, probably.
I’m not saying that Jr is a better person than his father. Rather that he’s such a bad person sentimentality wouldn’t factor it at all. His dad is more a liability at this point than a strategic asset. There’s no reason to invite him.
It been there for him his whole life.
Since when is the groom walked down the aisle by his father?
He probably wanted the ambassador to Greece as his DIL.