Ants wage total war with each other like it’s going out of style
by Hank_Mardukas1066
Ants wage total war with each other like it’s going out of style
by Hank_Mardukas1066
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Humans have been fighting for their entire existence (3 something million years).
Ants: “Cute”
Not fully a history meme, but still 100% accurate, so I am upvoting it.
Ants are diabolical monsters. Straight up orcs of the insect world
We are in many ways less unique than we think we are
unlike humans, ants have no concept of peace
Human: “Haha, army ants! What a funny name.”
Army ant: “You have not fought the battles I have, mortal. You have not seen the things I’ve seen.”
Mississippi and West Virgina fighting over who is the worst state
What movie/show is this from?
“Omg bro you smelt different today”
Proceed to call in the soldier ants black ops death squad to tear up your buddy into 6 pieces
[The Ngogo War](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ngogo_chimpanzee_war) has been going on for over a decade.
Ants when they encounter honey: “Nope. Not touching that. Not messing with the bees.”
Humans: You have land or resources we want, so we are going to war where thousands will be killed and our lines on the map will shift.
Ants: you came within 3cm of our trail and now we will decimate every individual in your entire civilization
Id prolly buy an antz total war
FOR THE COLONY!
And according to Rutger Bregman’s book “Humankind: A Hopeful History” humans have a natural urge to keep away from violence against others. It also says there’s virtually no evidence that there existed war before civilizations and zero evidence we extincted the neanderthals.
They have nothing but instinct we have more yet we choose thats the difference
Ants and termites…
Learned something new today!
Just got a flashback to seeing the battle scene in the children’s movie Antz as a small child. Are there other PG movies where you see characters scream in agony as they’re melted by acid?
kind of funny that we have to be compared to literal insects before we can find something as violent as us
Man, I feel sorry for that dude that keeps getting hit in the noggin.