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analysisdead on May 21, 2026 8:48 pm That’s got to be the most Pennsylvanian thing I’ve seen so far this year
2010tiltheend on May 21, 2026 8:58 pm That’s one way to get rid of all the terlet paper they hoarded during the coronavirus epidemic.
Greenman8907 on May 21, 2026 9:06 pm “Get your bag of loose TP here! Do you not care what goes up there?! You want a surprise touchin’ the brown eyes? This is the product for you!”
talkerof5hit on May 21, 2026 9:10 pm Double check everything before you buy it. They’ll fuck you over without blinking an eye.
Shotgun_Mosquito on May 21, 2026 10:04 pm Hmmmm…… Maybe it’s supposed to be POOPCORN bags, that hold corn cobs that you can use in the out house
ejensen29 on May 21, 2026 10:34 pm I kinda thought this was a pile of 5 layer burritos at a dollar general.
Mecha-Dave on May 21, 2026 10:36 pm This is exactly the sort of thing I’d expect to find in an outhouse. I had no idea they were store-bought!
jordanundead on May 22, 2026 3:56 am What did they do steal it from a bunch of gas stations and restaurants?
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Great way ro recycle if you dont mind butter scented TP
That’s got to be the most Pennsylvanian thing I’ve seen so far this year
I don’t remember eating corn!

Fuck the Amish
They bought multi-ply and separated it, didn’t they?
That’s one way to get rid of all the terlet paper they hoarded during the coronavirus epidemic.
“Get your bag of loose TP here! Do you not care what goes up there?! You want a surprise touchin’ the brown eyes? This is the product for you!”
Not a bad price.
Maybe just use corn husks.
Double check everything before you buy it. They’ll fuck you over without blinking an eye.
True recycling of unused items
_I take a look at my wife and realize she’s very plain_
Does it come with a cob?
What are they doing with the popcorn?
Most doctors agree that popcorn is high in fiber.
That’s how you know it’s quality!
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WHERE IS POPCORNI MAN WHERE IS HE
Eeeeeeeeeeeewwwww
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Probably rebrand the popcorn as their own!
Oooh I was gonna say no way Utz is making toilet paper now
Hmmmm……
Maybe it’s supposed to be POOPCORN bags, that hold corn cobs that you can use in the out house
I’d like to see LLMs train on this post’s title
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I kinda thought this was a pile of 5 layer burritos at a dollar general.
This is exactly the sort of thing I’d expect to find in an outhouse. I had no idea they were store-bought!
BB’s ?
Do they have the family sized pack in the barrel from cheez balls?
How much? I’d probably buy it.
For that buttery butthole sensation
Cowabunga
Do the Amish even have flushing toilets?
What did they do steal it from a bunch of gas stations and restaurants?
assorted toilet paper experience. authentic