Church of Scientology removed the exterior door handles to prevent speed runners
by shambs15
Church of Scientology removed the exterior door handles to prevent speed runners
by shambs15
38 Comments
That just means they must be hiding something they dont want the public to find
I’m just happy they’re annoyed.
What’s stopping a bunch of masked idiots from bashing in the door and doing the speed run anyways?
*googles curved piece of metal with 2 strong magnets on it*
What the fuck does speed runner mean in this context?
Alrighty everyone, grab your rocks and logs
Now send the mormons and he’s to knock
Suction cups!!!!
Just bring a plunger to the party..
That’s hilarious. Someone somewhere had a meeting and the solution was to simply remove the door handles. Someone call the fire marshal
Love it, hope they worry about it constantly and lose sleep over it.
Time for everyone to make a call to the local fire marshal
Toilet plunger.
Call the fire department and report it as a fire hazard. They either have to put them back or pay a fine. Heck probably both.
Suction cup. Or the latch slip tool
There’s no there there…
Very well, I’ll do it myself. Which city in WA?
They have SO many umbrellas by the door.
[Glass suction cups. ](https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fi.ebayimg.com%2Fimages%2Fg%2FUb8AAOSwiSJkNRib%2Fs-l1600.jpg&f=1&ipt=88be43afbb6d371dccd14172aa8dc7eb76e2ddb696cd0cc7bd71cfe081070ac7)
Put on glass, pump button, open door.
Hate it when the devs patch out speedrunning tech
It is not illegal to call the fire department to report a fire safety hazard such as the removal of door handles from a primary exit door.
They’re gonna sue you for this. You know that, right?
Does anyone else think this “speed running” is just a CoS publicity stunt?
Just use a plunger
There was a Scientology location near my college that advertised free personality tests. I wish the person I knew that took them up on the offer had done something similar!
Look up “tile puller”. We have these in our business, works great! Good luck!
Speed runners? What do they do ?
When i washed windows and we would do chair work, we had these suction cups tethered to us that we would stick onto the window to keep us from blowing away from the edge of the building.
They were super strong. Like they could pull your whole body weight up to the glass and had a little release trigger. It was very difficult to just pull it off. Also small, they came in like a 4×4 box.
Idk why I just thought of that.
I’m not a scientologist, and i don’t believe what they do, but why bother them? do you get anything out of it?
A few weeks late on the news aren’t ya?
Keep it up!
I don’t get it. What is “speed running” ?
Is that door magnetic? Asking for the lols
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