Feels more important that he can’t remember his future daughter-in-law’s name and defaults to his generic “person who I’ve known for a long time” bullshit.
isecore on
I’m surprised that anyone still believes Trump gives a shit about anyone except himself.
annabelleoftheball on
He’ll be golfing.
gfh110 on
And MAGA will prostrate themselves and wail, “Look how much he sacrifices for us!”
CDavis10717 on
I guess Kimberlay got the balloobies for nothing, huh.
murderedbyaname on
He totally forgot all about it.
MaxZorin1985 on
Trump hasn’t attended a wedding since the passing of his former BFF Epstein. He says it’s just not the same ogling young girls at weddings without him.
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Feels more important that he can’t remember his future daughter-in-law’s name and defaults to his generic “person who I’ve known for a long time” bullshit.
I’m surprised that anyone still believes Trump gives a shit about anyone except himself.
He’ll be golfing.
And MAGA will prostrate themselves and wail, “Look how much he sacrifices for us!”
I guess Kimberlay got the balloobies for nothing, huh.
He totally forgot all about it.
Trump hasn’t attended a wedding since the passing of his former BFF Epstein. He says it’s just not the same ogling young girls at weddings without him.
It’ll be hilarious when he’s on the golf course.
“I’ll be too busy doing crime to attend”
IRAN, as in, golfing
**I**rons **R**equire **A**ccurate **N**avigation.
Of course he’s busy, President Yo-Yo has to spend all weekend making threats so he can back off later, so that oil prices can bounce around.
And all those angry, middle of the night tweets won’t post themselves.
He wouldn’t go regardless. Who’s he kidding lol he hates his kids 🤣
This mfer was with his SoS at a UFC event and clearly couldn’t be bothered with the “Iran thing.” Fuck him.
So he will be posting late night screeds about Iran instead of attending Beavis’ wedding? Dad of the Year right here folx
Remember what happened when Logan Roy missed his son Connor’s wedding… we can only hope.
Dude on the right has a heck of an outie.
Is that a squid’s eye?
He embodies Christian FaMiLy VaLuEs
Trump will skip the wedding but not a trip to the golf course.
Lol, trump goes gulping every weekend without fail. Where is Iran then?
He’ll be golfing
I wish reporters would ask him questions that demonstrate just how easy it is for him to lie.
“Republican Jackson Nicholas was heard saying that he felt that your policy on playground bullying was too soft”
Not a true person. Not a true policy. But I bet he just cant help but insult the fake person, and then talk about how his policy is so grand.
Family values
Well, to be fair I guess this is a Trump wedding and it’s not the first for Junior. There will probably be a few more after this one.
He’s got too much golf planned during this time. His spawn will understand.
What’s with the lineup of heavily pregnant men behind him?
He’ll be seen in a golf cart. I bet you
Who is the guy behind him like 13 months pregnant?
Wow, totally not beating the allegations of not loving his sons on this one.
Started a war just to get out of going to the wedding for his son who he ~~hates~~ barely remembers
He doesn’t even give a shit about his own son enough to go to his wedding
He forgot about it.
If he fucked off for a weekend the situations would undoubtedly get better.
Scrooge McDuck.
Doesn’t give a shit about anything but cash.
Oh ok yeah
Just IGNORE
He also said “I’ve known him for a long time” as if he even realizes that, no shit, it’s your son. Not some random asshole