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kick_the_chort on May 21, 2026 2:08 pm more like a terrorist fist jab if you ask me…… that beard is hella sus, too
Enough-Persimmon3921 on May 21, 2026 2:22 pm [Granny’s Little Yard Gnome](https://open.spotify.com/track/3U5q8yp0hbU1HBWgXFJCwM?si=o9G_qHq6S3KnVvdQcAFADA)
Feisty-Influence5464 on May 21, 2026 2:41 pm lmao the fist bump is genuinely better, your mum accidentally improved it
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Now come one give him that fist bump ;(

Don’t leave me hangin’ brome…
I think I like the first bump version more
more like a terrorist fist jab if you ask me…… that beard is hella sus, too
Fist my bump

Fist my bump

Alternate fantasy history lawn-jockey
[Granny’s Little Yard Gnome](https://open.spotify.com/track/3U5q8yp0hbU1HBWgXFJCwM?si=o9G_qHq6S3KnVvdQcAFADA)
Would 100% fist bump this fella every time
/r/fistbumpthedamngnome
💯 would first bump everytime I walked by. LOL
So cool. I would have to fist bump back every time.
Taylor Swift as a garden gnome?
Buy a replica Green Lantern lantern and a power ring for him
“Fist my bump.”

lmao the fist bump is genuinely better, your mum accidentally improved it
Lady gnome got eyeliner and a bold lip.