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    1. I can imagine the panic at the KGB after it happened. Everyone running around yelling “Was that you? What did you do!?!?”

    2. LessSaussure on

      “Comrade, you will not believe what that dumbass we dismissed for being a giant loser incapable of doing anything of value just did” – Some KGB agent after the assassination

    3. Comfortable_Town7535 on

      USSR: “honestly comrade America we didnt do it, we asked everyone and no one here ordered it”

      USA: “Ok… we will ask the CIA”

      CIA: ” If we did its classified”

    4. It was a dingus secret service member behind jfk who accidentally pulled the trigger and shot his head

    5. Lee Harvey Oswald knew Jack Ruby. They used to hang around the same CIA office in Cuba. There is a very convincing theory that when Lee Harvey Oswald allegedly defected to the USSR he was working for the CIA. The same theory claims that he was working for the CIA when he took out JFK.
      I remember being in the grocery store with my mother when we heard the news and rushed home to watch what was happening on TV.

    6. there was at least one conversation in Russian intelligence agencies that went along the lines of “Oh shit that wasn’t us was it?”

    7. FeijoaCowboy on

      I personally think the CIA orchestrated it for his foiling of [Operation Northwoods](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Northwoods). More of a gut feeling than anything for which I have solid evidence, but eh, it gives me an excuse to tell people about that time the CIA wanted to murder American citizens to justify a war to bring regime change in Cuba.

    8. I can just imagine Khrushchev on the phone with the head of the KGB going “WHAT. DID. YOU. DO?!”

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