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StevesRoomate on May 19, 2026 5:03 pm “what I have is a romantic abnormality, one so unbelievable that it must be hidden from the public at all cost. You see…”
CrimsonMorbus on May 19, 2026 5:30 pm He did the banana wrong your ment to use tape on the outside to strengthen its structural integrity.
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You can call your wang “Fruit Punch”
Nooothinngg compaaaares
No durian?
Isn’t this guy fucked pasta
No pumpkin fake fruitfuvker
Doesn’t Pineapple have enzym that tenderize meat?
“what I have is a romantic abnormality, one so unbelievable that it must be hidden from the public at all cost. You see…”
Put the “lime” in the coconut…
Someone used grapefruit technique
He did the banana wrong your ment to use tape on the outside to strengthen its structural integrity.
Next on ‘Gordan Ramsays Gone Wild’….
Hole up lol
I found this hard to
What? No coconut?