Honestly, a little space goes a long way everyone’s day gets better when we’re not crowding each other.
SimonPho3nix on
I have to catch myself sometimes with this. I think I’m just one of those people who tend to herd up if I’m not actively thinking not to.
DaStoicSavage on
And they’ll park right on top of your shit then look at you like why you so close to my car.
Dazzling-Top-8031 on
this me as truck driver except it’s ALWAYS a reefer.
spvcxxgvdpvtbx on
I like how the second car started following behind like, “where you going?”
WhorledSilk on
The immediate vibe shift from peacefully chewing your chicken tenders to staring daggers through a tinted window
UltraNoahXV on
I’m guilty – I park next to people out of habit and being ussd to parking in a garage
“Niz – you got all that space but want to park right next to someone at 5:30 am.” – my dad when picking him up from work and going to IHOP
digital on
Why didn’t you roll down the window and yell “THE FUCK MAN?!?”
blackcherryblossoms on
This is so annoying lol. I’ve seen cars get whacked by doors and I’m trying to protect mine. They can never park right either.
EggFuYungMan on
The ole gym locker room problem. There will be fifty empty lockers but some idiot will decide to park in the one right next to yours.
Wide-Science-5898 on
I can’t stand that. Pisses me off
MilesBeforeSmiles on
I met someone not long ago that told me she needed to park next to an already parked car. If she didn’t, she always ended up crooked and not between any of the lines. Her car was also beat to shit from repeated run ins with bollards and barriers as well.
Some people just shouldn’t be allowed to drive.
phantomzx3 on
Happened to me in a Walmart parking lot at 2:00 a.m., parked away from everyone else, was right about to get out and a minivan pulls in right next to me
Boggie135 on
To the people who do this: Why!?
AfroPuffs90 on
This happens to men too? I just want to eat in peace, maybe play my Switch. Go away!
TheBadBatch-99 on
Similar vibes: Coming out of Covid when restaurants were starting to open up, my family went to a fast casual burger joint. We were the only ones in the entire restaurant.
Eventually another family strolls in and sits at the table next to us. Come on man, there are 20 other fucking tables. What the hell?
I think people like to herd together. I had people sit right next to me at the bus stop—rest of the bench was open.
racecarspelledbkwrds on
What’s even more annoying is when there is a spot next to the curb, and I park as close to the curb as possible leaving the most space for the next person, and they park on the line making it difficult for me to get back in my car. I swear people do this on purpose.
unnie_noir on
I’m really interested in the mentality behind people doing this. If you’re the culprit, please explain. We listen and we don’t judge.

klvthns515 on
Yall dont immediately get tense when this happens? If I was in this situation I’d immediately think I’m about to get robbed
SUPERKAMIGURU on
I got mad about this a month ago.
I don’t mind having an empty lot and someone buddying up, but for some reason, I had to say “excuse me” to the only other person in that lot to get into my car.
1 leg hanging out the door with it blocking me from being able to open mine. Absolutely lost in her phone. When she snaps back to, goes “oh sorry.” Closes her door and resumes what she’s doing.
How do you engineer these scenarios in your daily life? What other weird battles does she have everyday?
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Honestly, a little space goes a long way everyone’s day gets better when we’re not crowding each other.
I have to catch myself sometimes with this. I think I’m just one of those people who tend to herd up if I’m not actively thinking not to.
And they’ll park right on top of your shit then look at you like why you so close to my car.
this me as truck driver except it’s ALWAYS a reefer.
I like how the second car started following behind like, “where you going?”
The immediate vibe shift from peacefully chewing your chicken tenders to staring daggers through a tinted window
I’m guilty – I park next to people out of habit and being ussd to parking in a garage
“Niz – you got all that space but want to park right next to someone at 5:30 am.” – my dad when picking him up from work and going to IHOP
Why didn’t you roll down the window and yell “THE FUCK MAN?!?”
This is so annoying lol. I’ve seen cars get whacked by doors and I’m trying to protect mine. They can never park right either.
The ole gym locker room problem. There will be fifty empty lockers but some idiot will decide to park in the one right next to yours.
I can’t stand that. Pisses me off
I met someone not long ago that told me she needed to park next to an already parked car. If she didn’t, she always ended up crooked and not between any of the lines. Her car was also beat to shit from repeated run ins with bollards and barriers as well.
Some people just shouldn’t be allowed to drive.
Happened to me in a Walmart parking lot at 2:00 a.m., parked away from everyone else, was right about to get out and a minivan pulls in right next to me
To the people who do this: Why!?
This happens to men too? I just want to eat in peace, maybe play my Switch. Go away!
Similar vibes: Coming out of Covid when restaurants were starting to open up, my family went to a fast casual burger joint. We were the only ones in the entire restaurant.
Eventually another family strolls in and sits at the table next to us. Come on man, there are 20 other fucking tables. What the hell?
Reminds me of this:
https://preview.redd.it/5uufzezyc32h1.jpeg?width=269&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d749df1b86c97b48dd0db3c4747a739d492b8619
I think people like to herd together. I had people sit right next to me at the bus stop—rest of the bench was open.
What’s even more annoying is when there is a spot next to the curb, and I park as close to the curb as possible leaving the most space for the next person, and they park on the line making it difficult for me to get back in my car. I swear people do this on purpose.
I’m really interested in the mentality behind people doing this. If you’re the culprit, please explain. We listen and we don’t judge.

Yall dont immediately get tense when this happens? If I was in this situation I’d immediately think I’m about to get robbed
I got mad about this a month ago.
I don’t mind having an empty lot and someone buddying up, but for some reason, I had to say “excuse me” to the only other person in that lot to get into my car.
1 leg hanging out the door with it blocking me from being able to open mine. Absolutely lost in her phone. When she snaps back to, goes “oh sorry.” Closes her door and resumes what she’s doing.
How do you engineer these scenarios in your daily life? What other weird battles does she have everyday?
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Yooo is that Zaxbys??? 👀 Moved from SC to CO and MAN I miss it! Raising Cane’s aint shit
“Hey buddy! Just wanted to let you know; lunch is 30 minutes. I noticed you clocked out at 12:45….”
This happened to a friend of mine at a rest stop. She was nursing her baby.
FRIEND!!!
Wait… where you go?
I don’t wanna be alone, we’re the same!
deadass had someone do this to me once and when i changed spaces they followed so i changed spaces again smh
If I see an expensive car parked alone at the back of a lot you can bet you’re ass i’m gonna park my old shitbox right next to it.
If you don’t like this, don’t get a Jeep in the Wrangler family.
Wait..what’s this song again? 🙃