Odysseus finally pulls up after 20 years of side quests.
by standovahim_
Odysseus finally pulls up after 20 years of side quests.
by standovahim_
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I mean I too would get nude and murderous if I spent 20 years getting fucked around with by the literal god of the sea and fighting off various random ass witches who are nowhere NEAR as fine as my wife, only to find said wife has been forced to just about barricade herself in her room bc there’s a whole flock of NPCs trying to get with MY BAD AS HELL WIFE. I couldn’t be having that.
Joke’s on them. After 20 years of side quests, Odysseus was leveled up as hell. They didn’t stand a chance.
I can’t wait to see Christopher Nolan keep in the scene were Ulysses brutally kills 12 of his slaves after forcing them to clean up the massacre.
I mean those dides were fucking something they just wanted the loot
The wild part is Penelope KNEW it was him before he revealed himself and still made him prove it. she was NOT about to get catfished after 20 years of waiting