Forgot about some potatoes I had in a drawer
by FVSHIXN
Forgot about some potatoes I had in a drawer
by FVSHIXN
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“WHERE IS THE SOIL?!”
Thought it was a box full of spare cables for a few seconds
At least you know it’s natural and without so many chemicals lol
Life uh…
They literally went full gremlin mode broo. New apocalypse
Congratulations, your potato evolved into a sprout farm!
Well they haven’t forgotten about you….
Why do I hear “You can see it Mahoraga?”
Plant them somewhere pls
left some in my cabinet once. three weeks later it had a whole ecosystem going
Wowwww
You may have just invented potato spaghetti 🍝
Be warned, old spoiled potatoes release a toxic gas that can be quite deadly.
W̨̲̳̗ͮ̄͐͡H͛̓̌͏̸̪͙̩Ę̢̫̲̪̏̒ͧR̷̨̭͎̰͊̽ͨE̴̝͕̗͊͊̋͟ ̜͍̥̃ͮ̏́͞I̷̩͉̦̐̔̽̀Ş͈̻͈̑̇ͨ͠ ̛̫̩͙̓ͤ͂͟T̨ͦ̔̀͏̯̩̠H̵͋ͩͯ͏͖̯͖Ě̷̳̙͐͗͜ͅ ̰̗̪ͯ̉̈̀͞S̶̤̪͇ͤ̑ͧ͡Ò̡̞͎ͮ̈́͜ͅÏ̼̮͕̀ͭ́͡Ḷ̩̜͒̃͊͟͞
W̵̟̃H̷̝̐Ė̸̳R̵̯̚Ȅ̶̹’̴͘ͅŚ̸̘ ̵̈͜T̷͖͒H̶̱͗Ě̷̹ ̶̗̉F̵̮̅U̷͉͗C̷͎͊K̸͎̈́Î̷̺N̴͍̑G̶͇͝ ̵̰̉S̶̡͆O̶͉̅I̶͖̓L̴̮̒
Go plant them and let them potate in your yard.
Tubers be tubin’
i thought they were old phone chargers at first, but then i saw the sprouts
They deserve to live. You probably just put them in the trash didn’t you!? Lol
Last of Us vibes
I forgot potatoes in the cupboard, but the smell reminded me
I’d be tempted to plant them, but also I’m a little intimidated. Those are some scary roots lol
How long did you forget about them? A year??
Can grow just fine in a drawer but not on Mars
The growing up up up. This is their moment
How did you not notice the smell or the fruit flys?
Get some five gallon buckets, soil, and straw, and then plant them and you’ll get like 40lbs of potatoes for free in a few months.
That’s their drawer now. Walk away.
r/WheresTheFuckingSoil
That’s pretty much every time I buy potatoes.