My Luck Everytime, I do something Good!
by niharika-gupta
My Luck Everytime, I do something Good!
by niharika-gupta
16 Comments
It seems like they have a sixth sense of the freshly washed cars .
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Who do you think pays for their bread bill? It’s the carwash.
When your luck is so good, even pigeons are jealous.
Spends three hours in the car wash, immediately touches the paint with his grubby, greasy hands
Seems like someone has finally cleaned that toilet, why don’t I go over there
They are just waiting for it.
Owner: Clean as new
Bird: Not on my watch
The universe really just sits up there waiting for us to do something nice so it can immediately hit us with a steel chair tbh.
3 hours? Did they wash it with a cotton swab?
I feel ot because I just washed the car last friday and it got pooped on overnight in like 3 different spots, all on windows.
Everytime
That’s not a clean car, that’s a seal of approval.
they have sensor for freshly washed cars
hahaha exactlyy
birds really be sitting somewhere like “nice car bro would be a shame if i absolutely ruined the vibe right now”