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    Fondly looking back upon the good old days of draft dodging.

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    1. RoninMagister on

      If that actually happened, they’d attack each other like betta fish.

    8. Sans-valeur on

      I’m sorry yall but you’re really living in a joke country now, I hope you can fix it soon.

    12. High-sterycal on

      I didn’t know they gave medals for bone spurs.

      A real bone spur hero who turned out to be a soulless grifting zero.

    16. CaneloCoffee21 on

      Looking at his younger self like how he looked at Melania when Epstein brought her over

    21. syncopated56 on

      You wouldn’t know it by looking, but the brave boy on the left was dealing with excruciating pain from his bone spurs here. The man on the right has filled his entire diaper with diarrhea.

    22. washheightsboy3 on

      If he’s trying to use his photo from a military secondary school as some kind of cred, that is pathetic. I speak as someone who went to a military secondary school.

    24. celticairborne on

      Considering he thinks the body has a finite amount of energy, which is why he physically does as little as possible, he would have to have less energy now than when he was younger…

    25. RevWaldo on

      Having fond memories of stripping plebes naked and duct-taping their heads into the toilet and kicking them every time they tried to flush to avoid drowning. Good times…

    26. jizzlevania on

      When my dad (b.1940’s) was sent to military school, it was because his dad didn’t want him around and thought it would fix my dad’s behavior, which was a result of the constant torture-level beatings. 

      Rich parents who can stand their kids, send them to boarding school. Parents who dislike their misbehaving kids sent them to military school, just like Francis on Malcolm in the Middle. Parents who really hate their kids send them to Father Flanagan’s Boys Home where Catholic priests have 24/7 access to them. 

    27. DerrellEsteva on

      Yes, yes, do it, let it happen, let your whole life pass before your inner eyes.

    28. Chemical-Ebb6472 on

      Nut doesn’t fall far from the tree.

      His grandfather illegally fled the draft in Germany to the US. Eventually made money out west running a gold miners brothel. Went back to Germany and was DEPORTED (despite begging to stay) because he dodged the German draft.

    31. Imthmnky on

      What was wrong with him as a young man that he had less energy than an 80 year old senior citizen?

    34. Senshado on

      That photo is from his time at military school, which is not connected to any real military and only copies some of the style.

      What happened back in the previous century is when a body from a rich family had behavior problems that might lead the local police to arrest him, the parents would send him to a “military school” which uses tight discipline to prevent causing trouble.

      It’s not something brave and patriotic.  And for the students it really wasn’t voluntary.  If you’ve seen Malcom In The Middle, the oldest son was at that sort of military school.

    36. destin325 on

      Big overlooked point about his “military academy” picture…he did not attend West Point academy (US ARMY), naval academy, or even AF Academy. He briefly attended regular “send your bad kid off to military school” academy (New York Military Academy). It’s a “prep course” for teens (he went there at 13 years old) and is not the same thing as a service academy you hear about that generals attended.

      Which is exactly why he’s not getting disability for any claims of injury during his time there…because it’s a private school with a busy JROTC program.

    37. HarambeWest2020 on

      *More* energy? This is not possible, the human body is like a battery.

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