Shakes, does a little dance, confirms everything is out
by achuthmg
Shakes, does a little dance, confirms everything is out
by achuthmg
25 Comments
What the fuck
Till the last drop
The older you get, the worse it is.
Pinch and pull then wipe with a tissue.
Massage the gooch.
No matter how much you shake and dance …
… the last two drops go in your pants
Especially after 40!
I feel you buddy!
I know understand why my grandfather did certain things that he did.
Big dick problems.
Gotta give it the toothpaste squeeze, guy. Cmon.
There’s an old saying. “No matter how much you wiggle and dance, a couple drips always end up in your pants.”
Squeeze the balls and then shake, works with 90% efficiency
After you finish peeing, wait a second then clench your butthole tight to release excess urine. Works everytime
Newtons 4th law of motion
I am here to spread the Gospel of Kegels.
Thats why my home peels the rest out for me
You gotta milk the snake
Gotta get that last drop out by treating your shit like a tube of toothpaste
toothpaste squeese, pull the skin slightly back and dry with toilet paper
Do you dab? I dab.
If I’m home I’ll pee then pinch my weiner off a little, walk around the bathroom then go back to the toilet and let go and the rest comes out.
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Grab under your balls and pull up. Gets that last drop out.
move you hips to the side as much as possible. Works I swear.