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    Get ready: Trump phones are finally coming (Proudly made in China ™)

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    6. GiftFrosty on

      I can’t wait for the tech reviewers and security researchers to get ahold of these.

    8. Square-Instance9677 on

      They literally released a video of the phone yesterday, it wasn’t real footage, just a mock-up. But it didn’t have the same camera bump as the iPhone. It looked like one of those $80 Samsung Galaxy phones at Walmart.

    10. un_theist on

      So Trumpy and Qusay had to travel to Chyna to get the “Made in USA” phones. Got it.

    12. PansophicNostradamus on

      The only way to own one ***IS*** to imagine it, so… there’s that!

    13. Laserdollarz on

      I am fully expecting Galaxy Note 7 Part 2, but no ILLEGAL OVERREACHING BIG GOVERNMENT recalls this time, because it’s my right to carry a fire hazard in my pocket 

    15. Wolfy4226 on

      It’s going to be a cheap Chinese knockoff phone and the “gold” is literally going to be gold-plating that can be flaked/scratched off with little effort.

      I guarantee it.

      That’s the Trump brand, baby. Take a pile of shit and spray paint it a different color.

      Trump himself was painted orange, this is going to be painted gold. No matter how you color it though, a turd is a turd.

    16. Ditka85 on

      They’re only coming out because of the backlash of the past few weeks. Expect a cheap, shitty product that will barely meet minimum qualifications to called a phone.

    17. Santos_L_Halper_II on

      I hope they do ship. All the news outlets that pre-ordered will be more than happy to talk about the many security bugs, where they actually came from, how they don’t work right, etc.

    20. LA_search77 on

      Probably made out of China?

      Where the fuck are you manufacing a phone in the US.

    21. dano1066 on

      I can guess what word will auto complete first when you type the letter N on this phone

    23. TrumpsBoneSpur on

      I don’t know what maga is complaining about. I would probably pay $100 to NOT receive one of those.

      FDT

    25. Intolerance-Paradox on

      They going to sit in the disabled space of the Wal-Mart parking lot in their Frankenstein minivan scrolling their cult Facebook groups in style.

    28. Goodwill_LIFT on

      Wonder if a load of them didn’t wind up in the hold of AF1 in order to bypass customs/tariffs.

    35. Vectorman1989 on

      I guarantee if these ever ship to people they’ll be absolutely full of Chinese spyware

    36. Polyolygon on

      I just let em know that “TDS” is a great excuse when someone isn’t able to defend their position. Usually shuts them up.

    37. AnotherAnonymousA on

      Oh how I am feeling for those tech support folks having to field calls about trying to add this pos to their plan.

    39. GundamCheese on

      If anyone knows that special someone who needs one….I’m offering to sell them for $50 with the same terms.

    40. PowerRainbows on

      I hope it’s even shiney when you get it in person lol I hope it’s a dull bronze color

    41. HumanXeroxMachine on

      Everything else aside, the stuff with this man’s name on is so tacky. It looks cheap. All his stuff looks cheap.

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