The way you picked them out is causing me genuine physical pain. Why would you do this?
Emotional-Good9296 on
No, it’s how chickens are made. 🙄
secretive_gloss on
This is how you turn a grocery item into a psychological thriller
oliviaataylorr on
the level of psychological warfare has those eggs fearing for their lives every time the fridge light turns on
c6h12o6CandyGirl on
The Internet has ruined me.
Was looking for testicles. : )
Honeybadgermaybe on
I do that too but for my own love of randomness, not for the fear of eggs lol
PoeTheGhost on
Eggsactly.
AffectionateBar4437 on
😊😏
jlo-59 on
My ex used to do this. That’s one of the many reasons why she is my ex.
seabearsRreal on
One of the eggs in the second column is next, not sure which though
SandrextheGreat on
when will people on reddit realise that 90% of thease memes are reused 100 times and op it mostly random kid or bot that reposts everything
raccoonsonbicycles on
I always do outer edges from each side and work my way in
unfinished-godswork on
I mean, I just don’t care who to cook…. which ever looks more palatable in a shell will be my breakfast… whichevers most lonely looking will be my dinner… don’t do anything in noon… it doesn’t end well
DocAndonuts_ on
Eggs be like:
RoyalMilfX on
The eggs seeing his hand hover over them like the claw machine from Toy Story.
moneyhint on
Absolutely 😁
deejayatomika on
Is this not common? I always space out the eggs so the weight is balanced when i pick it up
JusteJean on
Is the taste of fear more satisfying when distributed evenly because they don’t know who is next.
Or extra concentrated when they know they are next in line?
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The way you picked them out is causing me genuine physical pain. Why would you do this?
No, it’s how chickens are made. 🙄
This is how you turn a grocery item into a psychological thriller
the level of psychological warfare has those eggs fearing for their lives every time the fridge light turns on
The Internet has ruined me.
Was looking for testicles. : )
I do that too but for my own love of randomness, not for the fear of eggs lol
Eggsactly.
😊😏
My ex used to do this. That’s one of the many reasons why she is my ex.
One of the eggs in the second column is next, not sure which though
when will people on reddit realise that 90% of thease memes are reused 100 times and op it mostly random kid or bot that reposts everything
I always do outer edges from each side and work my way in
I mean, I just don’t care who to cook…. which ever looks more palatable in a shell will be my breakfast… whichevers most lonely looking will be my dinner… don’t do anything in noon… it doesn’t end well
Eggs be like:
The eggs seeing his hand hover over them like the claw machine from Toy Story.
Absolutely 😁
Is this not common? I always space out the eggs so the weight is balanced when i pick it up
Is the taste of fear more satisfying when distributed evenly because they don’t know who is next.
Or extra concentrated when they know they are next in line?
This is the breakfast version of Saw
> This is how serial killers are made
No, this is how omelets are made /s