In 1972 the Miami seaport director Irvin Stevens hold up some clackers that were declared dangerous by the food and drug administration. What were they thinking when they came out with this toy?
In 1972 the Miami seaport director Irvin Stevens hold up some clackers that were declared dangerous by the food and drug administration. What were they thinking when they came out with this toy?
I know I was the first one in my neighborhood that wanted a set. First one to beat my arms to total destruction. I think you could actually use these as a weapon.
Maleficent-Cup-2455 on
The Food and Drug Administration somehow regulated a non-food, non-drug consumer product?
Torgrow on
I swear in the 80s you could buy these things except they were made of like flint or something (I looked it up, it was potassium chlorate) and they would have a mini explosion every time they clacked together. Between those things, moon shoes, and lawn darts I’m pretty lucky I survived to adulthood in one piece.
BongoFett17 on
These 80s version of these were fun, also we had those snap brackets that were declared dangerous as well, because the fabric wore off and kids were cutting themselves, they were for cool kids for a bit.
I_will_burn_for_this on
I loved those things. My parents would not get them for me but I got to borrow them from friends. Somehow we all survived the great clacker crisis.
Reasonable_Ball_1311 on
Doesn’t anyone else remember the Conkers we used to make with chestnuts. Same thing, just as deadly, but they were free.
Ozymannoches on
we all know what’s going on in this thought bubble. The kids don’t know, but we do.
When your kid though you’re not worried about the danger.
Jerome_Lane on
Kinda like the clackers from karate kid.
Initial_Reason1532 on
All I can say if a person is confused about what they can do and can’t do just Google it and you’ll get more confused LOL š¤£
MrTourette on
>they will be buried at sea
Does he mean that literally?
InsaneInTheMEOWFrame on
Wonderful how many problems can be solved by this “buried at sea” thing!
Initial_Reason1532 on
I had several of these when I was a kid. I like buying different colored ones. Actually had a collection of a few. You can get solid colors or you could get designs inside of them.
Yue2 on

We know someone would approve š
Human-Warning-1840 on
Omg Memory unlocked. Must have driven parents crazy. Iām definitely not giving that to my kids. Lol
ArchGoodwin on
They were thinking “Plus, you never know when the kids might need to bring down a gazelle.”
polomarkopolo on
ā¦. But it taught skill and coordination. It says so right there on the frontā¦.
This is giving me flashbacks to those elastic ponytail holders with hard plastic balls on the ends. Nothing like a daily *thwack* on the noggin.
Krieg99 on
Okay, but Iām a 90s kid and remember the toy called Astrojax in the early 2000s that was basically this.
I broke my parents window with it and blamed it on the dog.
Easy-Tigger on
47 **TONS?**
cfgee on
I knocked my Moms front tooth cap off with one. There was a horrifying stub of the old tooth left, must have been where my aversion to dentistry started.
I still have memory pain on my wrist bone from these things.
Fun times.
Cheap-Science4334 on
I had those. For awhile anyway. They exploded one August day. Lucky I didn’t have glass embedded all over my body. They switched to plastic later on. Wusses.
rubinass3 on
Check out this guy’s balls.
Trashman82 on

Kjb72 on

cbelt3 on
I remember those. And how they shattered if you used them a LOT , which damaged the impact surfaces and started cracking. And then they would fly apart. I wore glasses so my eyes were safe.
Then again we also played with homemade explosive devices and chemistry sets, soā¦
calebnf on
Were they clean copper clackers?
anewman513 on
Those were the best š
PlanningForLaziness on
Flailing a pair of these in each hand, just murdering your forearms and nearby furniture. Memories.
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I know I was the first one in my neighborhood that wanted a set. First one to beat my arms to total destruction. I think you could actually use these as a weapon.
The Food and Drug Administration somehow regulated a non-food, non-drug consumer product?
I swear in the 80s you could buy these things except they were made of like flint or something (I looked it up, it was potassium chlorate) and they would have a mini explosion every time they clacked together. Between those things, moon shoes, and lawn darts I’m pretty lucky I survived to adulthood in one piece.
These 80s version of these were fun, also we had those snap brackets that were declared dangerous as well, because the fabric wore off and kids were cutting themselves, they were for cool kids for a bit.
I loved those things. My parents would not get them for me but I got to borrow them from friends. Somehow we all survived the great clacker crisis.
Doesn’t anyone else remember the Conkers we used to make with chestnuts. Same thing, just as deadly, but they were free.
we all know what’s going on in this thought bubble. The kids don’t know, but we do.
https://preview.redd.it/phddkim6nv0h1.png?width=1986&format=png&auto=webp&s=edfd33edec6b54d08fe5dfb2a5069e387f1a8ec2
When your kid though you’re not worried about the danger.
Kinda like the clackers from karate kid.
All I can say if a person is confused about what they can do and can’t do just Google it and you’ll get more confused LOL š¤£
>they will be buried at sea
Does he mean that literally?
Wonderful how many problems can be solved by this “buried at sea” thing!
I had several of these when I was a kid. I like buying different colored ones. Actually had a collection of a few. You can get solid colors or you could get designs inside of them.

We know someone would approve š
Omg Memory unlocked. Must have driven parents crazy. Iām definitely not giving that to my kids. Lol
They were thinking “Plus, you never know when the kids might need to bring down a gazelle.”
ā¦. But it taught skill and coordination. It says so right there on the frontā¦.
https://i.redd.it/32ecvd5p3w0h1.gif
Viking funeral I see
It was right before the Duncan YoYo fad. Then the fad of those apple core necklaces. The early 70s were a blast.
https://preview.redd.it/v15ji5os5w0h1.jpeg?width=588&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ffaa821e42054395d1d007345c943fa6888c60b0
This is giving me flashbacks to those elastic ponytail holders with hard plastic balls on the ends. Nothing like a daily *thwack* on the noggin.
Okay, but Iām a 90s kid and remember the toy called Astrojax in the early 2000s that was basically this.
I broke my parents window with it and blamed it on the dog.
47 **TONS?**
I knocked my Moms front tooth cap off with one. There was a horrifying stub of the old tooth left, must have been where my aversion to dentistry started.
My boy was ahead of the curve in the 30’s.
https://preview.redd.it/39ji9ubgaw0h1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=387b05fab1064418a9bf4e296814f4e06899d7f1
I still have memory pain on my wrist bone from these things.
Fun times.
I had those. For awhile anyway. They exploded one August day. Lucky I didn’t have glass embedded all over my body. They switched to plastic later on. Wusses.
Check out this guy’s balls.


I remember those. And how they shattered if you used them a LOT , which damaged the impact surfaces and started cracking. And then they would fly apart. I wore glasses so my eyes were safe.
Then again we also played with homemade explosive devices and chemistry sets, soā¦
Were they clean copper clackers?
Those were the best š
Flailing a pair of these in each hand, just murdering your forearms and nearby furniture. Memories.