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    So Trump is building a secret, underground military complex, at the same time he’s threatening to stay in office after his term runs out. What could possibly go wrong?

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    3. Buddhas_Warrior on

      And he needs it completed before the next presidential election. Meaning, he’s not going to leave

    4. Far_Earth_1179 on

      There was always a bunker under the East Wing of the White House, well, since WWII. He demolished it with the rest of the East Wing. It was called PEOC, Presidential Emergency Operation Center. It was continuously upgraded so the facilities and communication center were secure and state of the art for the time. Maybe it was for the lack of gold embellishment? Anyways it’s gone, and he wants a new one.

    5. Neckshot on

      $20 says they shoot him the second he goes into the bunker and have an AI version of Trump do all the video announcements while it’s “too dangerous” for him to be seen in public.

      Trickiest part will be dumbing down AI to imitate Trump.

    7. PinkysAvenger on

      Well, during his first term, he ran to that bunker when he heard about the George Floyd protests. I think its safe to assume the incontinent bastard shat himself on the way down the stairs. So naturally, he wants to destroy the area that caused him shame.

    8. m1k3hunt on

      FYI he wants a Hospital down there too. So when he strokes out they can keep his head alive in a jar.

    9. sparkax on

      Nobody would have known nor cared about what the military wanted or did but Trump just won’t stop talking about it, making it a way bigger security target than it ever should have fucking been!!!!

    10. NotThatAngel on

      If Trump pulls a Hitler and is cowering in in his bunker in the end, don’t expect Melania to pull an Eva Brown and be there with him.

    11. LakesideNorth on

      This doesn’t bother me at all. Let him sit in the basement as the new president runs the country in an office building somewhere.

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