You raw dogged it and now no one will sleep with you because you have herpes?
imwalkingwithspiders on
Mine expired because I started banging someone with a vasectomy. Best decision ever tbh.
sorenlarrington on
I had sex during the second week of college. I then bought a 36 pack of condoms, thinking I would need it. Oh how wrong I was. Nothing quite compares to the heartbreak of throwing away 34 unused and expired condoms on the last day of college.
dersycity on
wife and i used a condom like maybe once. also, you can use the expired ones for anal if you’re planning on going back to vaginal
FullMetalMaster14 on
On the other hand mine are because we use birth control
c0mf0rtableli4r on
I last had sex when I was 25.
I turned 39 this year.
Could be worse for you.
Vincemillion07 on
It means I’m following *the law*
0dHero on
That expiration date…
They just sit in the sick drawer, mocking you
Think we’ll be going out tonight, big boy?
azurianlight on
Hey beats getting the signs that a lady wants you and the condom your friend gave you, you can’t find so nothing happens!
Sg00z on
The tragedy of me never having to buy condoms because I’m still a virgin at age 31.
Fyrrys on
Im glad i won’t be using a condom ever again. Hysterectomies make sex better. All I need is a snippy snip myself to make sure I have no chance of ever having another child
Xx_Xian_xX on
You guys buy condoms?
tophat_production on
As if you were ever going to use them.
feitfan82 on
Onenightstand drawer
Nimyron on
In the 27 years of my life I haven’t had a single condom expire.
That could be because I never bought any.
witsend13 on
Team vasectomy here,. If you are with someone new use a condom until you both get tested.
PurpleDragonX on
You guys have needed to buy condoms?
m0bscene- on
You guys are using condoms?
ryohazuki224 on
I dont have any expired condoms. However, I bet the savings from not having to buy condoms at all for literally decades for me adds up to quite a lot! I couldn’t even tell you how much a box of condoms are, I haven’t shopped for any in so long, I have no idea what they actually cost.
Kids, in this economy, save money by not having sex so you dont have to buy condoms!
syntax_sorceress on
Not as bad as expired Kerrygold.
fuckmerunning343 on
,23rd I 6 edit no g ccyc23,hi3
antmanfan3911 on
It’s been… Years… I can’t remember but I don’t really care I rather cuddle someone tbh…
HatWithoutBand on
My friend forgot a filled condom in his desk for 8 months. He said that he was in rush back then and couldn’t find it. It was in the desk which he rarely opens. One day his room started to be stinky as hell and he couldn’t figure out why. Then *ba dum, tss* the forgotten condom has been revealed.
Since then and since his story, I am probably prepared for everything in my life, nothing can surprise me anymore.
Frency2 on
When I see these posts, I remember humans too have sex as well.
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Woah
Genuine question, do they get mushy or what?
You raw dogged it and now no one will sleep with you because you have herpes?
Mine expired because I started banging someone with a vasectomy. Best decision ever tbh.
I had sex during the second week of college. I then bought a 36 pack of condoms, thinking I would need it. Oh how wrong I was. Nothing quite compares to the heartbreak of throwing away 34 unused and expired condoms on the last day of college.
wife and i used a condom like maybe once. also, you can use the expired ones for anal if you’re planning on going back to vaginal
On the other hand mine are because we use birth control
I last had sex when I was 25.
I turned 39 this year.
Could be worse for you.
It means I’m following *the law*
That expiration date…
They just sit in the sick drawer, mocking you
Think we’ll be going out tonight, big boy?
Hey beats getting the signs that a lady wants you and the condom your friend gave you, you can’t find so nothing happens!
The tragedy of me never having to buy condoms because I’m still a virgin at age 31.
Im glad i won’t be using a condom ever again. Hysterectomies make sex better. All I need is a snippy snip myself to make sure I have no chance of ever having another child
You guys buy condoms?
As if you were ever going to use them.
Onenightstand drawer
In the 27 years of my life I haven’t had a single condom expire.
That could be because I never bought any.
Team vasectomy here,. If you are with someone new use a condom until you both get tested.
You guys have needed to buy condoms?
You guys are using condoms?
I dont have any expired condoms. However, I bet the savings from not having to buy condoms at all for literally decades for me adds up to quite a lot! I couldn’t even tell you how much a box of condoms are, I haven’t shopped for any in so long, I have no idea what they actually cost.
Kids, in this economy, save money by not having sex so you dont have to buy condoms!
Not as bad as expired Kerrygold.
,23rd I 6 edit no g ccyc23,hi3
It’s been… Years… I can’t remember but I don’t really care I rather cuddle someone tbh…
My friend forgot a filled condom in his desk for 8 months. He said that he was in rush back then and couldn’t find it. It was in the desk which he rarely opens. One day his room started to be stinky as hell and he couldn’t figure out why. Then *ba dum, tss* the forgotten condom has been revealed.
Since then and since his story, I am probably prepared for everything in my life, nothing can surprise me anymore.
When I see these posts, I remember humans too have sex as well.
It seems so impossible to me. XD
Theres a reason r/c*mswall*wing exists lol…
Ohey, it’s that college humor animation.