VagDickerous on May 11, 2026 8:02 am Those diamonds were formed instantly, under intense pressure in extreme circumstances.
Low_Astronomer_6669 on May 11, 2026 8:04 am “How ya doing tonight? I’ll need to see your license, registration, and butthole.”
Titanusgamer on May 11, 2026 8:05 am probably what happened was that this dude panicked and shit his pants when he saw police stopping him.
SATerp on May 11, 2026 8:26 am Is this in the UK? **makes note to smuggle gems into UK in some other way. and/or to not drive there**
SOJC65536 on May 11, 2026 8:28 am Well, one presumes he was walking a little gingerly with 44 diamonds up his arse…
Legitimate-Log-6542 on May 11, 2026 8:45 am Sir, I pulled you over because of a broken taillight, BUT you wouldn’t happen to have 44 diamonds in your anus would you?
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Those diamonds were formed instantly, under intense pressure in extreme circumstances.
… and it turned out they were right
“How ya doing tonight? I’ll need to see your license, registration, and butthole.”
probably what happened was that this dude panicked and shit his pants when he saw police stopping him.
Is this in the UK? **makes note to smuggle gems into UK in some other way. and/or to not drive there**
someone definitely snitched
Well, one presumes he was walking a little gingerly with 44 diamonds up his arse…
They planted that evidence
Sir, I pulled you over because of a broken taillight, BUT you wouldn’t happen to have 44 diamonds in your anus would you?