Right. Because the thing Moses didn’t like about the golden calf was that it was a calf.
The gold? The idol worship? All good. But a **calf**? Not on his watch!
Mygoddamreddit on
But wait a minute. A golden calf isn’t the same thing as a golden pig.
or10n_sharkfin on
For fucking Trump of all people. It boggles the mind.
whereegosdare84 on
So where’s your golden statue of Jesus?
tangerinetrumphole on
Golden 💩
jeebus16 on
Golden swine
Free_Dome_Lover on
It’s like a religious “no homo”
Tough-Ability721 on
Soooo the Bible IS to be taken literally now?
IndependentTalk4413 on
I just can’t fathom how fragile the ego is of someone who needs to erect a 22 ft golden statue of themselves to feel important.
2bnameless on
Anyone in Florida know how to attract birds with the runs to a particular spot.
Disastrous-Soup-5413 on
Well, yeah, I saw part of that video and that pastor is absolutely worshiping Donald Trump & the gold statue so that confirms trump’s the antichrist
Ihavenolifes on
This should really quiet down those Antichrist conversations
brickiex2 on
Those people are not mentally stable
Plump has 5 children with 3 wives, he’s war monger, con man and sexual assaulter. And these kiss ass, phony as fuck “christians” think he is jesus christ….
What in the fuckity fuck Marty???!!!
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The country is toast
Cohens4thClient on
So theyre just straight up calling their religious followers a bunch of morons, right?
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I used to jioke about Trump being the Antichrist because he was colored and shaped like a golden calf. Now they’re literally blessing a gold statue of the dude. You can’t make this shit up.
divtown on
What’s they deny me scripture their obviously ignoring?
Azsunyx on
it’s not a golden calf, it’s a golden pig
chesterforbes on
It’s not a golden calf. It’s a golden Homelander statue
homebrew_1 on
They vote. They don’t stay home and say the alternative isn’t perfect enough for their vote.
That1chicka on
Dukat is pissed that Trump gets a statue but he can’t on Bajor
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Have fun defending that
Blasphemy
LibertyCash on
The fact that he says “this isn’t the golden calf” shows that he’s clocked it as a possibility.
No_Good_Cowboy on
The wicked man flees when no one pursues him.
PerpetualFarter on
A monument to mark one of the most disgraceful periods in American history. Tribute to a pedophile.
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In the song “The Devil Went Down to Georgia”, the devil makes a bet with Johnny that he can out-fiddle him. Johnny’s pride gets the better of him, and he agrees to the gamble, putting up his own soul as stake. He wins, and gets rich.
Charlie Daniel’s Band gets *very mad* when you point out that the devil of Christian mythology doesn’t give a shit about gold, so lost nothing of value to himself. He wants souls. And he gets them, according to tradition, by lying. Lying to trick humans into committing sins. Sins like pride and gambling and greed. The song is clearly a victory for the devil, who lied and tricked Johnny into gambling through his own pride.
These “This golden calf that we pray to on twitter isn’t a golden calf!” folks remind me of that.
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Err you got Jews in this picture lol that’s how fucking stupid maga is lmao
Tell that to my Presbyterian cousins in Atlanta who literally think Trump is Jesus. They’re talking about how Jesus is too woke, and it’s time for a new Bible edition highlighting the virtues of a Trump Jesus. While at the same time saying that the Bible is the irrefutable word of God.
Hypocrisy is their only true belief.
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It may be just me..
But when you need to point out that something is NOT a golden calf. It really doesnt do you any favors in terms of not making people think its not a golden calf.
I mean. I wont say Im entirely neutral here. But this reads to me like when Trump threw yet another tauntrum at a reporter for reading up the manifest of the would-be shooter at the ballroom.
Trump immediately jumped to the gun that it was HIM the guy was after.
Now Im not saying that Trump feeling targeted for that is entirely made up.
But when he had to point out that he is definitely NOT a pedophile without having specifically been called that in that manifest.. Yeah. .
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Then maybe don’t have a pastor bow down to it
Thanks Doc for saying what we’re allll thinking.
This is the craziest timeline 😅
I really wish I believed in Hell.
Right. Because the thing Moses didn’t like about the golden calf was that it was a calf.
The gold? The idol worship? All good. But a **calf**? Not on his watch!
But wait a minute. A golden calf isn’t the same thing as a golden pig.
For fucking Trump of all people. It boggles the mind.
So where’s your golden statue of Jesus?
Golden 💩
Golden swine
It’s like a religious “no homo”
Soooo the Bible IS to be taken literally now?
I just can’t fathom how fragile the ego is of someone who needs to erect a 22 ft golden statue of themselves to feel important.
Anyone in Florida know how to attract birds with the runs to a particular spot.
Well, yeah, I saw part of that video and that pastor is absolutely worshiping Donald Trump & the gold statue so that confirms trump’s the antichrist
This should really quiet down those Antichrist conversations
Those people are not mentally stable
Plump has 5 children with 3 wives, he’s war monger, con man and sexual assaulter. And these kiss ass, phony as fuck “christians” think he is jesus christ….
What in the fuckity fuck Marty???!!!
X
The country is toast
So theyre just straight up calling their religious followers a bunch of morons, right?
I used to jioke about Trump being the Antichrist because he was colored and shaped like a golden calf. Now they’re literally blessing a gold statue of the dude. You can’t make this shit up.
What’s they deny me scripture their obviously ignoring?
it’s not a golden calf, it’s a golden pig
It’s not a golden calf. It’s a golden Homelander statue
They vote. They don’t stay home and say the alternative isn’t perfect enough for their vote.
Dukat is pissed that Trump gets a statue but he can’t on Bajor
Have fun defending that
Blasphemy
The fact that he says “this isn’t the golden calf” shows that he’s clocked it as a possibility.
The wicked man flees when no one pursues him.
A monument to mark one of the most disgraceful periods in American history. Tribute to a pedophile.
In the song “The Devil Went Down to Georgia”, the devil makes a bet with Johnny that he can out-fiddle him. Johnny’s pride gets the better of him, and he agrees to the gamble, putting up his own soul as stake. He wins, and gets rich.
Charlie Daniel’s Band gets *very mad* when you point out that the devil of Christian mythology doesn’t give a shit about gold, so lost nothing of value to himself. He wants souls. And he gets them, according to tradition, by lying. Lying to trick humans into committing sins. Sins like pride and gambling and greed. The song is clearly a victory for the devil, who lied and tricked Johnny into gambling through his own pride.
These “This golden calf that we pray to on twitter isn’t a golden calf!” folks remind me of that.
Err you got Jews in this picture lol that’s how fucking stupid maga is lmao
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No take backsies!
It was a golden cankle.
Is that Kid Rock in the red hat?
Tell that to my Presbyterian cousins in Atlanta who literally think Trump is Jesus. They’re talking about how Jesus is too woke, and it’s time for a new Bible edition highlighting the virtues of a Trump Jesus. While at the same time saying that the Bible is the irrefutable word of God.
Hypocrisy is their only true belief.
It may be just me..
But when you need to point out that something is NOT a golden calf. It really doesnt do you any favors in terms of not making people think its not a golden calf.
I mean. I wont say Im entirely neutral here. But this reads to me like when Trump threw yet another tauntrum at a reporter for reading up the manifest of the would-be shooter at the ballroom.
Trump immediately jumped to the gun that it was HIM the guy was after.
Now Im not saying that Trump feeling targeted for that is entirely made up.
But when he had to point out that he is definitely NOT a pedophile without having specifically been called that in that manifest.. Yeah. .
“A hit dog will holler”
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