Me: put on these noise cancelling headphones and don’t take them off until I tell you
Bro: umm ok? [puts on headphones]
Me: REEED ROBIIIN!
Passenger: YUMMMM! Shit! Fuck!
Dahns on
And when you’re done, your bro starts to cough

skizzlebutch on
Using the Midwest snow rule this won’t be nothing.
The snowstorms with all the pre-hype always peter out while the sneaky ones that are dismissed end up hitting.
NewNormalMan on
Source?
sexaddic on
Pandemic would be great right now tbh
johanni30 on
The fearmongering market is thriving rn
mrloko120 on
Nah, with companies starting to force people to work from the office again I wouldn’t mind another pandemic at all.
JollyJack22 on
Me and bros on the way to stop you. (We want another lockdown to stay away from people and stay at home peacefully)

nexus763 on
I remebr the pandemic for being finally able to work from home, dolphins in the clear waters in venice, animals roaming the emmpty streets, curious, and other clear signs that we should de-grow our consumerism.
AnnualShitshow on

billionTTs69 on
Honestly, knowing some of us low IQ behaves, there’s likely gonna be someone who would want to go home so they’re going to sneak their way out.
Hotline-Furi on
Well if there is another pandemic, at least this time we have a much more competent president to handle it… oh … oh, wait.
EtienneBismarck on
COD hijacked typa shit.
Breadloafs on
I got two years of paid time off out of that shit. I traveled across the country, picked up new hobbies, and spent more time with my friends and family than I did before or since. I turned my physique around. I spent entire weeks high and drunk, playing games I haven’t even thought of since childhood. The pandemic was a magical time for me; I don’t think I’ve ever been so happy.
I’m gonna sneak onto that ship and start infecting people myself if this doesn’t kick off soon.
Emperator_nero on
A game “The ship: Murder party” comes to mind.
Macquiltochtli on
Gotta show boo
Jerkntworstboi on
Best years of my life was the Pandemic so hit me up with a new one
danflame135 on
oh it’s AGGO neat
Either-Reaction3632 on
Me, an introvert, trying to stop you.
NovaStar2099 on
Do it, execute them all!
Xifihas on
We can’t take any chances. Nuke em!

sussylittlebakaowo on
First they came for the people on the hantavirus cruise ship
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I laughed and then felt attacked
Where do I sign up at brudda!
Me: we need to make sure no one else is on board
Bro: how will we do that
Me: put on these noise cancelling headphones and don’t take them off until I tell you
Bro: umm ok? [puts on headphones]
Me: REEED ROBIIIN!
Passenger: YUMMMM! Shit! Fuck!
And when you’re done, your bro starts to cough

Using the Midwest snow rule this won’t be nothing.
The snowstorms with all the pre-hype always peter out while the sneaky ones that are dismissed end up hitting.
Source?
Pandemic would be great right now tbh
The fearmongering market is thriving rn
Nah, with companies starting to force people to work from the office again I wouldn’t mind another pandemic at all.
Me and bros on the way to stop you. (We want another lockdown to stay away from people and stay at home peacefully)

I remebr the pandemic for being finally able to work from home, dolphins in the clear waters in venice, animals roaming the emmpty streets, curious, and other clear signs that we should de-grow our consumerism.

Honestly, knowing some of us low IQ behaves, there’s likely gonna be someone who would want to go home so they’re going to sneak their way out.
Well if there is another pandemic, at least this time we have a much more competent president to handle it… oh … oh, wait.
COD hijacked typa shit.
I got two years of paid time off out of that shit. I traveled across the country, picked up new hobbies, and spent more time with my friends and family than I did before or since. I turned my physique around. I spent entire weeks high and drunk, playing games I haven’t even thought of since childhood. The pandemic was a magical time for me; I don’t think I’ve ever been so happy.
I’m gonna sneak onto that ship and start infecting people myself if this doesn’t kick off soon.
A game “The ship: Murder party” comes to mind.
Gotta show boo
Best years of my life was the Pandemic so hit me up with a new one
oh it’s AGGO neat
Me, an introvert, trying to stop you.
Do it, execute them all!
We can’t take any chances. Nuke em!

First they came for the people on the hantavirus cruise ship
And I did not speak out
Because I was not on the hantavirus cruise ship