I don’t think I can measure up to this!
by Remarkable-Produce-9
I don’t think I can measure up to this!
by Remarkable-Produce-9
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A man with one tape measure knows how long something is. A man with two is never sure. This guy will never know!
This guy can pick and choose how long 4 inches is.
Measure twice, cut once. But 30 times? OCD
“And this one is in metric!”
If that was me, I still wouldn’t know where any of my tape measures were.
Wonder how many carpenter pencils they have
I appreciate this guy’s efforts, but [it still wasn’t enough to save the plant. ](https://www.the-independent.com/us/money/stanley-tape-measures-plant-closing-connecticut-b2971862.html)
I have like 20, most of them are gifts from various companies, and I have been using 1 for the last 7 years, and it wasnt gift
*gets up to roof*
“Dammit, where’s my tape measure!”
I am sure he has every measurement known to mankind.
And I keep buying one after the other and they disappear okay now I know
It’s funny to think these are for one dude, but this is probably for a crew
I’m never lending my tape to him again…
My buddy had a collection like this with lighters on his nighstand, like a hunters headrack and you now know where your tape measures keep disappearing to.
Those are all stolen and he keeps them as trophies. He’s the reason I can’t find my tape.
Measure twenty four times, cut once.