tenderpinkramrisktak on May 8, 2026 9:50 am The piñata really said, ‘If I’m going down, I’m taking you with me.
Kitchen-Lemon6503 on May 8, 2026 9:51 am Newton’s Third Law: For every action, there is an equal and opposite face-plant
Khaeos on May 8, 2026 9:57 am Never turn your back to the piñata (because your drunk tio is on the neighbor’s roof swinging that rope like a madman)
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The piñata really said, ‘If I’m going down, I’m taking you with me.
Newton’s Third Law: For every action, there is an equal and opposite face-plant
that hurts the pride
He was already ready to surrender.
Never turn your back to the piñata (because your drunk tio is on the neighbor’s roof swinging that rope like a madman)
Kid 0, Piñata undefeated champion. 🏆
Remember to always swing it like a bat, not like a fishing rod.
He definitely broke the sound barrier on that fall.
That swing back was personal!
Never give up your back in a fight.
“Never turn your back on the piñata”.
– Michael Scott.
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