I’m not an alcoholic. I just have my own personalized Bourbon stash, like any normal non-alcoholic person.
by satanicmajesty
I’m not an alcoholic. I just have my own personalized Bourbon stash, like any normal non-alcoholic person.
by satanicmajesty
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By the way, this is real.
One day he will be in a nursing home holding that last bottle yelling how he used to be someone. Maybe prison. Could go either way.
Lady Justice is blind…
Blind drunk.
They’re gonna rename the department of Justice to “the department of fucking people up”
We paid for that.
The dollar sign in his name is so fucking cringe
Is the Idiocracy sequel being filmed in real time as a documentary? I swear this timeline can’t be real
The secret Kashapp Yak Piss, ball sweat & Corn Mash recipe.
WTAF
This would be an ethics violation if they still gave a shit, right? Because he is using his position for personal gain. Unless he is giving these away instead of selling them
If there was ever a bottle of liquor to piss in, this is the one
This looks government funded
For someone with money to pick woodriff reserve is comical, that’s not even a good bourbon. At the very least he should be able to afford buffalo trace or even 4 roses if he wants a good bourbon at cheaper prices.
Well how else do you expect him to even out the cocaine?!
Is this like a Mr Lahey thing where you finish bottles with names of certain American political personnel as they meet their fates?!
Remember Jimmy Carter had to sell his peanut farm when he became president
Shiny objects.
I gift booze for work all the time. I have never thought to put a sticker on it or brand a name brand booze. How much of a loser do you have to be to do this? 🤦🏻♂️
This just has to be AI. It has to be. Why would someone meme themselves like this? Does he have a humiliation fetish?
I want to see his personalized booger sugar stash
“I’m not an alcoholic. Alcoholics go to meetings. I’m a drunk.”
Is that the Don’t Tread on Me snake on the left?
hahaha…gross.
Doesn’t make the damage go away, sport.
Feral beer inspector
Guess I’ll not be buying anymore Woodford Reserve bourbon
He’s going to say he’s an entrepreneur and everyone is hating on the success of the rich and ambitious. I promise you he will figure out a way to write off that self made hooch on his taxes.
He learned from Trump
I hope they look into the funding since he’s using a government agency’s symbol.
Wondering how much this is costing the American taxpayer.