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    Trump signed Executive Order 7-11, mandating the metric system. Coincidentally, gas prices have plummeted to $1.50… per liter

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    1. tsegelke on

      Figured this might be our only shot to get the GOP to finally switch to a mandatory metric system 🤷

    3. Santos_L_Halper_II on

      Honestly if they hadn’t spent decades conditioning their base of morons to think that the metric system is somehow gay I could see this totally working to convince them that gas is somehow cheaper than it’s been in decades.

    4. chef_in_va on

      My car gets three rods to the hogs head and that’s the way I likes it.

    6. SoftThreat- on

      LOL, if gas prices are dropping faster than my motivation on a Monday, I’m here for it!

    7. Orion14159 on

      “If you stop counting the money you’re spending, you don’t have to worry about it anymore. It just goes away, bye bye there it goes, and then you’ll feel a lot better and not worry so much about how much things cost.”
      – Trump 2-4 weeks from now, probably

    8. PsychoNerd91 on

      Low-key actually infuriating as someone not in America that somehow $1.50 is some price too high, but the rest of the world have been paying so much more than that for years. That’s before currency conversion too.

    9. markth_wi on

      HAHAHAHA – oh. Fuck.

      It’s bad….but it’s still a little bit funny.

    10. Datboy000 on

      Is there a link to the order, trying to read it and figure out what it says

    12. trystanthorne on

      I’m way too lazy to do the math, but how do the numbers change if you converted mpg to km/l?
      What would 20 mpg become?
      I literally just plugged this into google, and the top 3 results are all..different, wtf.

    14. Herebec on

      I’m betting they are more likely to allow businesses to sell you a liter but tell you it’s a gallon

    15. macbrett on

      If we actually switched to metric, it would be a good thing in the long run.

    17. pabo81 on

      If this is what motivates America to get on the metric system then sadly I guess I wouldn’t be too upset by it.

    20. Bozzo2526 on

      Wait, that’s how much you guys are pitching over? $1.50 per liter? I’m out here paying $2USD per liter and have been since that start of this war and we’re nowhere near as mad as you guys are about petrol costs

    21. j____b____ on

      would work for three days. people don’t care as much about the per gallon. they care about the price at the end. Most of these personal trucks fill 30+ gallons with the big rigs are filling 150. 

    22. Balmung03 on

      Ironically, the US actually *does* use the metric system for most things, we just usually think about roadways, ruler measurements and temperature that the general population sees.

      Behind the scenes, most everything else starts out metric and gets converted, but the general public doesn’t see the man behind the curtain.

      https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SmSJXC6_qQ8

      There’s a bunch of info related to that online, but here’s one a quick search dug up

    23. boomflupataqway on

      Everything aside, we really should switch to the metric system at some point.

    24. lowkeysciguy on

      Heck, i wish he’s mandate the metric system. Do you know how hard it is cooking by something called “tablespoons” ?

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