I stand up when I can because my knees are hurting.
adhede on
They treat it like an olympic sport.
IzzybearThebestdog on
I always wonder how uncomfortable other people are when these are being filmed. I know I would be.
ToddBradley on
People are sheep. They like bunching up in confined spaces next to each other.
I imagine these are the same people who pass everyone on minor city streets just so they can rush to the next stoplight and wait like the rest of us.
Some psychological defect makes them think they’re getting to the destination faster.
philipp2310 on
When parked?? Latest after leaving the runway!
Cannacology on
Anyone see this guy and know its going to be some overdramatic bullshit
TheDadThatGrills on
I just want to stretch, stop trying to turn me into your content
Playingwithmywenis on
Not sure what is funny about a staged script annoying people on a plane.
SLCtechie on
As a tall, birth-bearing hips guy, I stand up as soon as I can. But I just hang out until it’s time to go.
luri7555 on
Antsy travelers are annoying. Yes. We all want to deplane. No. The door isn’t even open yet.
Sir_Humps-a-Lot on
Would’ve been funnier if there had been cheers in the background & someone got him a trophy for 1st place which he accepted proudly.
leeo-dinaprio on
Glad to have these people keeping tabs on other people standing up. Really great culture we got going.
Ok_Performance6098 on
I’m going for the record next time I fly
Willem_Dafuq on
IDK why standing up as soon as possible is thought of as like the worst thing ever. I want to do it because my back and legs are sore from being in the same position for several hours.
Deesnuts77 on
People that bitch about other people doing this are obviously short and dont understand that being cramped on a plane for hours is basically a form of torture. Sorry to upset you short king.
FalopianTubeSwimTeam on
Some of us are just tall and need to stretch our legs.
TB_Fixer on
Is there some kind of rule about staying in your seat that I’m not aware of?
gomaith10 on
Saved 14 seconds for exit.
TehWildMan_ on
Me, with a 5 minute layover getting ready to run for my life
LiterateNoob on
Brother I’m a broad-shouldered 6’6″ and I’ve been eating my knees for four hours I’m just trying to stretch so my body won’t collapse in on itself like a dying star.
AlphaXZero on
I hate the incorrect usage of POV.
Adventurous_Net_3734 on
I travel for work all the time. Lately, it’s been “I’m going to miss my connection!”
Bitch our flight landed 15 minutes early…
The best is when I have the same connection as them and I see them standing there waiting for boarding just like everyone else who didn’t make everyone around them miserable deplaning.
dw4zemi3 on
I stay seated until people actually start moving towards the exit, the person next to me can also wait a bit.
Zer0C00L321 on
These real life people make me so angry. It literally makes everyone else on the plane uncomfortable.
takoyaki-md on
my last flight some person just sprinted to the front. they definitely weren’t trying to catch a connection because it was a red eye and got in a 1am. he waited at the front for 10 minutes while they got the door open and then had to wait outside by the stairs for them to unload the gate checked bag lmao. zero point in doing all that.
KnotSoSalty on
Average 5 seconds per seat. For a 6 seats/row aircraft allow 30 seconds per row.
If you’re in row 20 it will be a minimum of 10 minutes before your row is ready to disembark.
rithsleeper on
Wish we could all decide on proper etiquette when flying. First off, loading is stupid. Who the heck wants to get on first? Second, people with short layovers should be allowed to move out first. And last, load all the window seat passengers you can first. Unless you are a family with small children, just wait some.
I know the baggage issue arises but maybe work on that one also. Don’t bring max carry ons.
TheBuckRI on
Why is Dom Mysterio flying coach?
SailBright5923 on
Last Frontier Flight–good riddence.
TADAOk on
I stand bc my feet are asleep and I need to wake them up for a good 5-10 minutes before I can walk.
decrobyron on
And multiply this guy by 100 person. You got the Korean people.
njaneardude on
I’ve flown on a yet to be named airline, I kid you not, as soon as the wheels touch the runway everyone is standing up opening bins.
Farmerj0hn on
The only thing worse than this is all the people who have suddenly forgot how to operate their bodies as they’re disembarking. Take 5 minutes to round up their crap and they can barely handle their own luggage, making everyone else wait.
shwarma_heaven on
Don’t you know… he will exit the place 10.29s faster than he would have if he didn’t…
(I don’t like *those* people…)
PornoPaul on
This may be staged but I just watched a video recently from a guy that tried McDobalds foods at their giant Orlando location. Besides claiming every item was a 10/10, he got up and started shouting about how amazing the food was. People were trying to eat. I rarely, rarely dislike a YouTube video but I hit that dislike button as fast as I could.
rv94 on
Welcome to all of India
magnomagna on
I do it because I hate getting stuck in the plane longer than I have to because people from the back tend to just keep walking and won’t stop if they can. So, the only solution that doesn’t involve waiting for a rare opening is to get an aisle seat and stand in the aisle once the plane has fully stopped.
Magikarp_King on
To make sure I’m the first off the plane I start packing my stuff the moment we take off.
BeetsMcGee on
There’s a rebound effect to all the stand-shaming – people are just sitting around and not getting ready to deplane until it’s their row. So it’s taking longer to deplane now…
No-Cantaloupe-6535 on
Even though it’s a bit popping up and, from what a flight attendant may just see out of the corner of their eye, “slapping” someone feels like a good way to get in some trouble
rrsafety on
If I’m on the aisle, I always stand up. Not sure why I wouldn’t.
Xanthelasmapalpebara on
I would hope the girl he hit was in on it.
OZeski on
Last trip I was on the guy next to me literally climbed over me to get up, grab his bag, and book it to the front of the plane.. along with maybe 8 other people. We landed and were at the gate like 20 minutes early too… it was like what Black Friday shopping used to be.
RandyArgonianButler on
I’m literally the opposite. I just chill in my seat until the plane is almost cleared out.
NetFu on
I’m 6’2″ and never did this stupid shit.
I traveled more than once a month for work for nearly two decades, so I saw a whole lot of this. I guarantee you, the vast majority of people who do this are shorter than me.
If you’re taller than me, everybody knows why you want to stand up. I often did after being cramped up for hours.
This is not about standing up after a long flight, this is about the mad bum rush these people make to the front of the plane as soon as the plane’s wheels touch ground.
Not even after the seat belt light has been turned off. BEFORE the seat belt light has been turned off, as soon as the plane touched ground.
Nobody cares about the tall people standing up to stretch their legs, they care about being literally run over by these idiots who seem to have some kind of phobia.
Bottom line, if you’re one of these short people who run people over getting to the front of the line before the plane has stopped moving, get psychiatric help and/or meds. You need it.
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Only US flights for some odd reason.
I stand up when I can because my knees are hurting.
They treat it like an olympic sport.
I always wonder how uncomfortable other people are when these are being filmed. I know I would be.
People are sheep. They like bunching up in confined spaces next to each other.
I imagine these are the same people who pass everyone on minor city streets just so they can rush to the next stoplight and wait like the rest of us.
Some psychological defect makes them think they’re getting to the destination faster.
When parked?? Latest after leaving the runway!
Anyone see this guy and know its going to be some overdramatic bullshit
I just want to stretch, stop trying to turn me into your content
Not sure what is funny about a staged script annoying people on a plane.
As a tall, birth-bearing hips guy, I stand up as soon as I can. But I just hang out until it’s time to go.
Antsy travelers are annoying. Yes. We all want to deplane. No. The door isn’t even open yet.
Would’ve been funnier if there had been cheers in the background & someone got him a trophy for 1st place which he accepted proudly.
Glad to have these people keeping tabs on other people standing up. Really great culture we got going.
I’m going for the record next time I fly
IDK why standing up as soon as possible is thought of as like the worst thing ever. I want to do it because my back and legs are sore from being in the same position for several hours.
People that bitch about other people doing this are obviously short and dont understand that being cramped on a plane for hours is basically a form of torture. Sorry to upset you short king.
Some of us are just tall and need to stretch our legs.
Is there some kind of rule about staying in your seat that I’m not aware of?
Saved 14 seconds for exit.
Me, with a 5 minute layover getting ready to run for my life
Brother I’m a broad-shouldered 6’6″ and I’ve been eating my knees for four hours I’m just trying to stretch so my body won’t collapse in on itself like a dying star.
I hate the incorrect usage of POV.
I travel for work all the time. Lately, it’s been “I’m going to miss my connection!”
Bitch our flight landed 15 minutes early…
The best is when I have the same connection as them and I see them standing there waiting for boarding just like everyone else who didn’t make everyone around them miserable deplaning.
I stay seated until people actually start moving towards the exit, the person next to me can also wait a bit.
These real life people make me so angry. It literally makes everyone else on the plane uncomfortable.
my last flight some person just sprinted to the front. they definitely weren’t trying to catch a connection because it was a red eye and got in a 1am. he waited at the front for 10 minutes while they got the door open and then had to wait outside by the stairs for them to unload the gate checked bag lmao. zero point in doing all that.
Average 5 seconds per seat. For a 6 seats/row aircraft allow 30 seconds per row.
If you’re in row 20 it will be a minimum of 10 minutes before your row is ready to disembark.
Wish we could all decide on proper etiquette when flying. First off, loading is stupid. Who the heck wants to get on first? Second, people with short layovers should be allowed to move out first. And last, load all the window seat passengers you can first. Unless you are a family with small children, just wait some.
I know the baggage issue arises but maybe work on that one also. Don’t bring max carry ons.
Why is Dom Mysterio flying coach?
Last Frontier Flight–good riddence.
I stand bc my feet are asleep and I need to wake them up for a good 5-10 minutes before I can walk.
And multiply this guy by 100 person. You got the Korean people.
I’ve flown on a yet to be named airline, I kid you not, as soon as the wheels touch the runway everyone is standing up opening bins.
The only thing worse than this is all the people who have suddenly forgot how to operate their bodies as they’re disembarking. Take 5 minutes to round up their crap and they can barely handle their own luggage, making everyone else wait.
Don’t you know… he will exit the place 10.29s faster than he would have if he didn’t…
(I don’t like *those* people…)
This may be staged but I just watched a video recently from a guy that tried McDobalds foods at their giant Orlando location. Besides claiming every item was a 10/10, he got up and started shouting about how amazing the food was. People were trying to eat. I rarely, rarely dislike a YouTube video but I hit that dislike button as fast as I could.
Welcome to all of India
I do it because I hate getting stuck in the plane longer than I have to because people from the back tend to just keep walking and won’t stop if they can. So, the only solution that doesn’t involve waiting for a rare opening is to get an aisle seat and stand in the aisle once the plane has fully stopped.
To make sure I’m the first off the plane I start packing my stuff the moment we take off.
There’s a rebound effect to all the stand-shaming – people are just sitting around and not getting ready to deplane until it’s their row. So it’s taking longer to deplane now…
Even though it’s a bit popping up and, from what a flight attendant may just see out of the corner of their eye, “slapping” someone feels like a good way to get in some trouble
If I’m on the aisle, I always stand up. Not sure why I wouldn’t.
I would hope the girl he hit was in on it.
Last trip I was on the guy next to me literally climbed over me to get up, grab his bag, and book it to the front of the plane.. along with maybe 8 other people. We landed and were at the gate like 20 minutes early too… it was like what Black Friday shopping used to be.
I’m literally the opposite. I just chill in my seat until the plane is almost cleared out.
I’m 6’2″ and never did this stupid shit.
I traveled more than once a month for work for nearly two decades, so I saw a whole lot of this. I guarantee you, the vast majority of people who do this are shorter than me.
If you’re taller than me, everybody knows why you want to stand up. I often did after being cramped up for hours.
This is not about standing up after a long flight, this is about the mad bum rush these people make to the front of the plane as soon as the plane’s wheels touch ground.
Not even after the seat belt light has been turned off. BEFORE the seat belt light has been turned off, as soon as the plane touched ground.
Nobody cares about the tall people standing up to stretch their legs, they care about being literally run over by these idiots who seem to have some kind of phobia.
Bottom line, if you’re one of these short people who run people over getting to the front of the line before the plane has stopped moving, get psychiatric help and/or meds. You need it.
If you’re not first, you’re last!
Why does that dude look like Kid Rock?