Imagine calling yourself a man and losing a fight to Donald Trump assuming you are not disabled
omghorussaveusall on
Trump is like that YouTuber kid who walks around and antogonizes people then hides behind his security.
Frothyfrother on
Maybe they are also fat and old.
deaglebingo on
firstly, they’re not conservative at all. and they’re not republican because lincoln wouldn’t have had them.
they’re just betas.
KnowledgeMediocre404 on
He literally fell over trying to get up during the shooting…he’s 80 years old. What is wrong with conservatives and their weird daddy issues?
NotAnotherFakeNamer on
I am not a violent person but I might enjoy this fight. Would it be broadcast? Please tell me it would be.
BuckFrump on
Please let me fight that orange turd. Please, one round. Just one minute of a round. Omg what I wouldn’t give for that.
Hi_Im_Ken_Adams on
That’s because Republican men are too busy fantasizing about performing fellatio on Trump to imagine themselves beating him in a fight.
Details_Pending on
They cucked their entire belief system, ideology, and their actual wives. Of course they’re betas
not_productive1 on
Donald Trump is currently losing a battle he started with a big mac in 1996, I don’t even think I’d need to do much. Run around a little, maybe.
NoWayJaques on
“him and what army??”
“the US army, Sir”
TheComplimentarian on
Let’s just skip over the whole playground logic of this…How fucking weak are you that you think you can’t take an 80-year-old man? Most of my surviving relatives are in that range, and I worry in case I run into them by accident and kill them while heading to the kitchen for a soda.
New_brianG on
I dont doubt, without their guns they’re a bunch of scared and insecure mamaboys
Aztecah on
He’s an old man lmao how can you not think that you could beat him?
domine18 on
I could beat him even if he was in his prime… no way he ever got his hands dirty.
Forsaken_Celery8197 on
Republican men are more likely than Democrat women to suck his dick too.
Brave_Conflict465 on
Trump was a soft, coddled, overprivileged bitch in his prime. These days he’s a bumbling geriatric. Who the hell honestly believes he could fight a cold, let alone land a punch?
Impossible_Fall_6782 on
Republican women are underestimating themselves. That Mar-a-Lago face of theirs is like swinging a thigh-bone club. Looking at one is like getting beat on.
Danjiano on
Doesn’t Trump believe the body is like a battery, with a finite amount of energy? And that’s the reason he refuses to work out?
AsheStriker on
My wife could beat the hell out of the orange fraud. To be fair, I think she could take a lot of the MAGA alpha male facades. Rip them right out of their lifted Rams and lay a beat down.
Great68 on
Republican men are such cucks that they don’t believe they could kick the ass of an obese 80 year old man?
Teachthedangthing on
Part of this may be that the majority of Republican Men tend to be older as well. Could likely be the senile fighting the senile
animalover467 on
Seriously, does he have a spell on these people 🙄!
bigChungi69420 on
I could hypothetically win against him with one arm and one leg missing. Not that I would ever want to inflict violence on anyone.
letdogsvote on
If the wind blows on him too hard Trump’s high heeled front-half-of-a-centaur flabby ass will fall over. I’d love to see him try to throw a punch. I’d think a baby would pack more force.
rmcma005 on
This should be easy for Republican men. All they need to do is bite down
Capricore58 on
Trump couldn’t fight his way out of a greasy McDonalds bag
nithdurr on
And the children too!
Eeeef_ on
Because they literally believe he’s a buff 80s action hero like those wack photoshop and AI memes they make of him
Potato_Stains on
Hahahahahahahahaha
PseudoWarriorAU on
How could there be any red bars at all?
brettmags on
Lose to a guy shitting himself…is funny to think about
CreatrixAnima on
I think I could win, but I wouldn’t be playing clean. Basically I’d have to knock him over. But I think I could do that if I were inclined to fight people, which I am not.
HeyKrech on
I am a 5 foot one inch white woman and I could win a fight with Don. Seriously. But that would require me to touch him and poopy adults are super gross so no way.
iSo81 on
Fact.
DJ_Homeboy_Slim on
I personally would love to fight the turd.
I’m 59 and in decent shape. Have some experience in kick boxing & jui jitsu and possess the gift of a hard head.
What is one thing that lights the fire in your opponent?
Running the mouth. He wins that one.
I end him with & win that one.
crazyhorse0079 on
I’d kick his ass. I don’t know Karate but I know Crazy…
Absolute_Peril on
Man I am not in shape and 45 years old and I do believe that I could probably accidentally kick Donald Trump’s ass.
Never mind some of these women we have running around I swear they’d get a good square shot on his ghoulies and knock all that McDonald’s dust out of him and he would quite possibly die of both a heart attack and stroke at the same time
allmimsyburogrove on
that I would pay to watch. Watch a Democratic woman whoop Trump ass
Equinoqs on
What a bunch of snowflakes.
NatureCarolynGate on
The only fatboy trump could win a fight, would be if his cankles gave out, and his bulbous, adipose ridden meat bag of a body fell on his opponent
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Imagine calling yourself a man and losing a fight to Donald Trump assuming you are not disabled
Trump is like that YouTuber kid who walks around and antogonizes people then hides behind his security.
Maybe they are also fat and old.
firstly, they’re not conservative at all. and they’re not republican because lincoln wouldn’t have had them.
they’re just betas.
He literally fell over trying to get up during the shooting…he’s 80 years old. What is wrong with conservatives and their weird daddy issues?
I am not a violent person but I might enjoy this fight. Would it be broadcast? Please tell me it would be.
Please let me fight that orange turd. Please, one round. Just one minute of a round. Omg what I wouldn’t give for that.
That’s because Republican men are too busy fantasizing about performing fellatio on Trump to imagine themselves beating him in a fight.
They cucked their entire belief system, ideology, and their actual wives. Of course they’re betas
Donald Trump is currently losing a battle he started with a big mac in 1996, I don’t even think I’d need to do much. Run around a little, maybe.
“him and what army??”
“the US army, Sir”
Let’s just skip over the whole playground logic of this…How fucking weak are you that you think you can’t take an 80-year-old man? Most of my surviving relatives are in that range, and I worry in case I run into them by accident and kill them while heading to the kitchen for a soda.
I dont doubt, without their guns they’re a bunch of scared and insecure mamaboys
He’s an old man lmao how can you not think that you could beat him?
I could beat him even if he was in his prime… no way he ever got his hands dirty.
Republican men are more likely than Democrat women to suck his dick too.
Trump was a soft, coddled, overprivileged bitch in his prime. These days he’s a bumbling geriatric. Who the hell honestly believes he could fight a cold, let alone land a punch?
Republican women are underestimating themselves. That Mar-a-Lago face of theirs is like swinging a thigh-bone club. Looking at one is like getting beat on.
Doesn’t Trump believe the body is like a battery, with a finite amount of energy? And that’s the reason he refuses to work out?
My wife could beat the hell out of the orange fraud. To be fair, I think she could take a lot of the MAGA alpha male facades. Rip them right out of their lifted Rams and lay a beat down.
Republican men are such cucks that they don’t believe they could kick the ass of an obese 80 year old man?
Part of this may be that the majority of Republican Men tend to be older as well. Could likely be the senile fighting the senile
Seriously, does he have a spell on these people 🙄!
I could hypothetically win against him with one arm and one leg missing. Not that I would ever want to inflict violence on anyone.
If the wind blows on him too hard Trump’s high heeled front-half-of-a-centaur flabby ass will fall over. I’d love to see him try to throw a punch. I’d think a baby would pack more force.
This should be easy for Republican men. All they need to do is bite down
Trump couldn’t fight his way out of a greasy McDonalds bag
And the children too!
Because they literally believe he’s a buff 80s action hero like those wack photoshop and AI memes they make of him
Hahahahahahahahaha
How could there be any red bars at all?
Lose to a guy shitting himself…is funny to think about
I think I could win, but I wouldn’t be playing clean. Basically I’d have to knock him over. But I think I could do that if I were inclined to fight people, which I am not.
I am a 5 foot one inch white woman and I could win a fight with Don. Seriously. But that would require me to touch him and poopy adults are super gross so no way.
Fact.
I personally would love to fight the turd.
I’m 59 and in decent shape. Have some experience in kick boxing & jui jitsu and possess the gift of a hard head.
What is one thing that lights the fire in your opponent?
Running the mouth. He wins that one.
I end him with & win that one.
I’d kick his ass. I don’t know Karate but I know Crazy…
Man I am not in shape and 45 years old and I do believe that I could probably accidentally kick Donald Trump’s ass.
Never mind some of these women we have running around I swear they’d get a good square shot on his ghoulies and knock all that McDonald’s dust out of him and he would quite possibly die of both a heart attack and stroke at the same time
that I would pay to watch. Watch a Democratic woman whoop Trump ass
What a bunch of snowflakes.
The only fatboy trump could win a fight, would be if his cankles gave out, and his bulbous, adipose ridden meat bag of a body fell on his opponent
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