The ‘First Contact’ would just be an alien asking for directions and getting told ‘you can’t park your saucer there, mate.
JSS-Studios on
How about Milton Keynes?
Crafty_Drawing_2102 on
least it ain’t slough
Spicy-hot_Ramen on
And get stabbed
BirdsRLife on
Or Luton, Grimsby, Slough
wearealluniqu3 on
Birmingham and Bradford hate eh? I wonder what you have against those places?
AlinesReinhard on
How about Silverstone?
Ozatopcascades on
Attack the Block (2011)
UgarMalwa on
Could be worse, could’ve landed in Little St. James.
Jeffinj420 on
Can’t park there brev
HotPotatoWithCheese on
I would not mind at all if Cryptosporidium-137 landed in Luton and wiped out the local population.
FuzzySnake43 on
Or London
Madsciencemagic on
It’s fine, they were here in the Jurassic.
Onomatapier on
This meme would have been a lot funnier if it was Swindon
Lizzy_Of_Galtar on
Could be worse.
It could be Birmingham Alabama.
Flipf00t on
Imagine landing in SE London and coming back to your ship to find your craft on bricks
Informal-Term1138 on
At least it’s not Luton.
Helloimnotimpotant on
God forbid they bump into Ronnie Pickering
Important_Ruin on
Could be worse, could be Sunderland.
liquor-ice-mixer on
im surprised that nobody has suggested coventry yet, visited there twice for training and the tutor told me not to take the 8 min walk back to the hotel becuse its THAT rough, and country folk like me wouldnt recognise the signs of an imminent attack
THE-HOARE on
All good until the reform lovers hear about his arrival he got here on a what? A ship? Like a boat?
Sea_Yoghurt1501 on
First and last contact (for aliens)
geese_moe_howard on
Only if they landed by Maccy’s on the ramp.
OkInflation4056 on
If they landed in Crewe, they would wipe the planet out.
Impressive-Eagle9493 on
*an
MagicMarshmallo on
*Aliens land in the countryside by a herd of sheep*
“Wow this place is *really* fucking green”
ionevenobro on
a alien
The96kHz on
These aliens should be so lucky to land in the glorious utopia that is Sheffield.
They’ve missed the snooker, but there’s always next year.
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Could be worse. At least not Fr*nce…
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At least it’s not Mansfield..
The ‘First Contact’ would just be an alien asking for directions and getting told ‘you can’t park your saucer there, mate.
How about Milton Keynes?
least it ain’t slough
And get stabbed
Or Luton, Grimsby, Slough
Birmingham and Bradford hate eh? I wonder what you have against those places?
How about Silverstone?
Attack the Block (2011)
Could be worse, could’ve landed in Little St. James.
Can’t park there brev
I would not mind at all if Cryptosporidium-137 landed in Luton and wiped out the local population.
Or London
It’s fine, they were here in the Jurassic.
This meme would have been a lot funnier if it was Swindon
Could be worse.
It could be Birmingham Alabama.
Imagine landing in SE London and coming back to your ship to find your craft on bricks
At least it’s not Luton.
God forbid they bump into Ronnie Pickering
Could be worse, could be Sunderland.
im surprised that nobody has suggested coventry yet, visited there twice for training and the tutor told me not to take the 8 min walk back to the hotel becuse its THAT rough, and country folk like me wouldnt recognise the signs of an imminent attack
All good until the reform lovers hear about his arrival he got here on a what? A ship? Like a boat?
First and last contact (for aliens)
Only if they landed by Maccy’s on the ramp.
If they landed in Crewe, they would wipe the planet out.
*an
*Aliens land in the countryside by a herd of sheep*
“Wow this place is *really* fucking green”
a alien
These aliens should be so lucky to land in the glorious utopia that is Sheffield.
They’ve missed the snooker, but there’s always next year.