Growing up, my key was on a lanyard like a middle-aged dad’s work ID.
“You lose this, we better have to go looking for your head.”
I did not lose my key.
PlasticAssociation43 on
Lmaoooooooo
WhatEnglish90 on
Yeah, this fear definitely got passed to me.
Makes zero sense, would have to specifically be someone that knows me AND where I live either stole it (and my entire key ring they are on) or saw me drop the damn thing for this to be a possibility.
Still an inherited, overly paranoid fear.
BIackMarch on
When I was a kid my mom told me if I didn’t go chase the ding long ditching kids next thing they would do is just break into the house and kill us
Skyoff_Lyfe on
This is hilarious but maaaaaan, what?!
How ‘bout I never lost my house key to find out what her reaction was gon’ be lol 😂, never underestimate the paranoia of a Black mom . . . had me on the playground in elementary school scared to lose that thing
GuzzleNGargle on
And then you have people like my parents that leave a key outside even with an empty nest…
Tbf their neighbors would notice a leaf that wasn’t from a tree on the street then blow up NextDoor about it.
Emasraw on
Absolutely wonderful lol.
Dreamtrain on
that’s not even the worst part, they’re about to come into your room to see why its so messy under the bed
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Growing up, my key was on a lanyard like a middle-aged dad’s work ID.
“You lose this, we better have to go looking for your head.”
I did not lose my key.
Lmaoooooooo
Yeah, this fear definitely got passed to me.
Makes zero sense, would have to specifically be someone that knows me AND where I live either stole it (and my entire key ring they are on) or saw me drop the damn thing for this to be a possibility.
Still an inherited, overly paranoid fear.
When I was a kid my mom told me if I didn’t go chase the ding long ditching kids next thing they would do is just break into the house and kill us
This is hilarious but maaaaaan, what?!
How ‘bout I never lost my house key to find out what her reaction was gon’ be lol 😂, never underestimate the paranoia of a Black mom . . . had me on the playground in elementary school scared to lose that thing
And then you have people like my parents that leave a key outside even with an empty nest…
Tbf their neighbors would notice a leaf that wasn’t from a tree on the street then blow up NextDoor about it.
Absolutely wonderful lol.
that’s not even the worst part, they’re about to come into your room to see why its so messy under the bed