Safe space with a lil judgment? That’s just family dinner energy right there.
Sorry-Secret-2347 on
Spades and skating backwards
UnlimitedManny on
Extra points for Durand using a pic of himself 😂😂
nujabes02 on
Spades ain’t even fun it’s just an excuse to shit talk
numbmillenial on
Double dutch. I wanted to learn so bad but was just getting knocked in the head and welted up for no good rhyme or reason so I stopped trying.
Gilgamesh107 on
I cant play spades nor can I even begin to dance. And that shit is embarrassing
Academic-Bee7598 on
My mom was in a skate group and as the baby I got her nickname, can I skate? Fuck no, I just use one foot to push me to the nearest wall and sometimes close my eyes 😔
marqjone706 on
Spades is not for the weak. Not only must you know how to play your hand expertly, but, you must also be a prophet. You better have exactly the number of books that you predicted at the beginning – not more, not less, or somebody mad with you and don’t want to be your partner anymore.
blxckbexuty on
dominos. I think that’s mostly an older black man game but still was fun watching my dad play when I was younger lol
DidYouSetItTo-Wumbo on
Dancing 😭
Bunnnnii on
Spades? Baby I only call em, not play em.
imjustmos on
Spades can go
KansinattiKid on
My dick is not huge
littlebloodmage on
My fingers were not meant to braid or twist hair. Forgive me, ancestors.
RedBeans-n-Ricely on
I move to change the battery on my smoke detector after the first chirp.
KnopeLeslieKnope on
I don’t know how to do hair. Every female on both sides of my family know how except for me. I feel like a failure lol
Pop_Joe on
Man being Caribbean black you’re expected to know spades AND dominoes lol. At least I know dominos 😎
Tirekerist on
I don’t know anyone under forty who knows how to play spades.
hawgs911 on
We literally had a meeting at work where I was the only one who didn’t know how to play spades and they were definitely gatekeeping my blackness lol.
atctia on
I can’t play spades and I can barely skate in a straight line.
SectorPuzzleheaded66 on
I can’t dance and I’m not thick.
I look like a twig with absolutely ZERO rhythm.
Gold-Cake-8343 on
I’m not alone 🥲
agdnan on
Can sing or dance to save my life. Me and the beat are strangers. (Muslim upbringing that was anti-music)
Jamaican_Dynamite on
At what point does the feature drift into parody? Because I kind of want to avoid that.
Not being afraid of snakes? I don’t want to get poisoned or absorbed by an Anaconda. Not dumb. Just a regular snake though? Now n’ Laters are better than Starbursts.
HumanRelatedMistake on
An interest in basketball or even sports for that matter.
You’d be surprised how many people think they can strip me of my black card for not caring about basketball.
Individual_Lemon_273 on
I can’t put a corn in a row. Bless the hands that can!
SameRule9918 on
I’m 6’2. Basketball isn’t even in the top 5 of my favorite sports to play.
mvpmvh on
Never could figure out how to get waves
AlluraD on
I can’t dance 😭and I got thin ass lips. Just nothing but sadness whenever I look in the mirror.
10J18R1A on
I don’t like 90% of soul food. (I don’t do greens at all)
MzHellfier on
I didn’t know skating was a Black thing? But I’m actually pretty good at it, I can skate backwards and everything.
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Safe space with a lil judgment? That’s just family dinner energy right there.
Spades and skating backwards
Extra points for Durand using a pic of himself 😂😂
Spades ain’t even fun it’s just an excuse to shit talk
Double dutch. I wanted to learn so bad but was just getting knocked in the head and welted up for no good rhyme or reason so I stopped trying.
I cant play spades nor can I even begin to dance. And that shit is embarrassing
My mom was in a skate group and as the baby I got her nickname, can I skate? Fuck no, I just use one foot to push me to the nearest wall and sometimes close my eyes 😔
Spades is not for the weak. Not only must you know how to play your hand expertly, but, you must also be a prophet. You better have exactly the number of books that you predicted at the beginning – not more, not less, or somebody mad with you and don’t want to be your partner anymore.
dominos. I think that’s mostly an older black man game but still was fun watching my dad play when I was younger lol
Dancing 😭
Spades? Baby I only call em, not play em.
Spades can go
My dick is not huge
My fingers were not meant to braid or twist hair. Forgive me, ancestors.
I move to change the battery on my smoke detector after the first chirp.
I don’t know how to do hair. Every female on both sides of my family know how except for me. I feel like a failure lol
Man being Caribbean black you’re expected to know spades AND dominoes lol. At least I know dominos 😎
I don’t know anyone under forty who knows how to play spades.
We literally had a meeting at work where I was the only one who didn’t know how to play spades and they were definitely gatekeeping my blackness lol.
I can’t play spades and I can barely skate in a straight line.
I can’t dance and I’m not thick.
I look like a twig with absolutely ZERO rhythm.
I’m not alone 🥲
Can sing or dance to save my life. Me and the beat are strangers. (Muslim upbringing that was anti-music)
At what point does the feature drift into parody? Because I kind of want to avoid that.
Not being afraid of snakes? I don’t want to get poisoned or absorbed by an Anaconda. Not dumb. Just a regular snake though? Now n’ Laters are better than Starbursts.
An interest in basketball or even sports for that matter.
You’d be surprised how many people think they can strip me of my black card for not caring about basketball.
I can’t put a corn in a row. Bless the hands that can!
I’m 6’2. Basketball isn’t even in the top 5 of my favorite sports to play.
Never could figure out how to get waves
I can’t dance 😭and I got thin ass lips. Just nothing but sadness whenever I look in the mirror.
I don’t like 90% of soul food. (I don’t do greens at all)
I didn’t know skating was a Black thing? But I’m actually pretty good at it, I can skate backwards and everything.