the irony that this is the genetics we want, but alas, they cannot be passed on
edit: omg I guess I want to personally apologize to every botanist out there who was severely offended by this comment. most of you got it was a silly joke, but the rest of you please leave my inbox alone with “how far from the truth” and how “gullable all of reddit is”. was the tone of the comment really so lost on you that you had to get angry? 🤦♀️
mutakii on
Lucky!
SmokeMaximum4140 on
Infertile Avocado
Baked_Potato_732 on
The seed succeeded in seceding.
gyarrrrr on
Ok but the halves are two different sizes, suggesting you haven’t cut it through the centre. Cut the big half in half again otherwise this is just /r/untrustworthypoptarts
derbik007 on
Boneless
Troub313 on
The avocados are different sizes. Leads me to believe the seed is in the larger avocado and you just missed it when cutting.
Bedu009 on
It’s a girl
Jazzlike_Rooster1358 on
Normally you gotta pay extra for that kind of action Cotton
Arthur__Spooner on
Different sized avocados. I’m calling bullshit on this one.
sftolvtosj on
Luckyyy
Historical_Drink_350 on
More avocado
p0u1 on
Engineered photo of two avocados, or ai crap
Icy-Satisfaction-129 on
I came…
zoey8068 on
Buy a lottery ticket
wandrlusty on
BONELESS!
SwaggiiP on
Did you cut it correctly
ReadInBothTenses on
Just a little avocussy
zimisss on
Avacodo shooting blanks
TinyNiceWolf on
Avocadno.
yahwehforlife on
Can they please genetically modify avocados to be like this 😩
ViciousVenditta on
That’s a win
NotMugatu on
You just cut the section with the seed out.

Mattbl on
SINKacado
nycwettop on
You can make Immaculate Conception Guacamole.
MyaWildFit on
bro you got extra pulp
Jonsered on
A faulty unit without the wooden ball toy. Return to the store.
damagedone37 on
Forbiddencado
theonetrueNathan on
Big Avocado has some explaining to do.
platypus_farmer42 on
Those halves don’t even line up
nazutul on
To everyone who thinks this is a seedless avocado, ive got a bridge to sell you
OP, youre lame
Sabithomega on

DredgenGryss on
Must be a male.
General-Piece8490 on
Trust me the seed is buried in the larger half! The other half is from a different avocado 🥑
TheAVnerd on
You get seeds in yours? Mine usually has a stupid wooden ball.
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the irony that this is the genetics we want, but alas, they cannot be passed on
edit: omg I guess I want to personally apologize to every botanist out there who was severely offended by this comment. most of you got it was a silly joke, but the rest of you please leave my inbox alone with “how far from the truth” and how “gullable all of reddit is”. was the tone of the comment really so lost on you that you had to get angry? 🤦♀️
Lucky!
Infertile Avocado
The seed succeeded in seceding.
Ok but the halves are two different sizes, suggesting you haven’t cut it through the centre. Cut the big half in half again otherwise this is just /r/untrustworthypoptarts
Boneless
The avocados are different sizes. Leads me to believe the seed is in the larger avocado and you just missed it when cutting.
It’s a girl
Normally you gotta pay extra for that kind of action Cotton
Different sized avocados. I’m calling bullshit on this one.
Luckyyy
More avocado
Engineered photo of two avocados, or ai crap
I came…
Buy a lottery ticket
BONELESS!
Did you cut it correctly
Just a little avocussy
Avacodo shooting blanks
Avocadno.
Can they please genetically modify avocados to be like this 😩
That’s a win
You just cut the section with the seed out.

SINKacado
You can make Immaculate Conception Guacamole.
bro you got extra pulp
A faulty unit without the wooden ball toy. Return to the store.
Forbiddencado
Big Avocado has some explaining to do.
Those halves don’t even line up
To everyone who thinks this is a seedless avocado, ive got a bridge to sell you
OP, youre lame

Must be a male.
Trust me the seed is buried in the larger half! The other half is from a different avocado 🥑
You get seeds in yours? Mine usually has a stupid wooden ball.
See if you can get your money back
More guac for me!
An avocano
Madone!
In this economy? Hell yeah! That’s extra avocado!
Boneless
Score!
I seed what you did there.
Thats like a bonus 1/6th of an avocado
Tetraploid fruit,
That’s called winning the avocado lotto