No junk in the club. You keep that junk in your trunk.
draculabakula on
Its a little known fact that crazy parties are like baking. It’s a very precise recipe
hisshame on
“Some Hispanic music if Hispanic kids” brings weird nuance to the problematic grouch of “no rap or nasty music.”
Further, Macarena to Wobble to Whip to Cotton Eye Joe with a few minutes between is maniacal
CoasterScrappy on
>FOG before opening
lol
I’ve had to play “the dance songs” when doing sound for cover band… Play Cupid Shuffle, they shuffle, play The Wobble, they wobble. Then I always play The Hustle, everyone sits down..
Mugwumps_has_spoken on
Umm excuse me, a skating rink and “Ghostbusters” isn’t on the playlist? Excuse me? that was only like one of THE skating songs in the 80s. It’s a fantastic song to skate to.
marycoolbeans on
the “Hispanic music” is probably Hips Don’t Lie
Kazekiryu on
I read it as manatee 3 times before realizing it was matinee
ColorPiePhilosopher on
You know this is real because it has Cotton Eyed Joe.
tommy5608 on
Lord_Parbr on
Love that they have put “no rap or nasty music,” but you’re **required** to play fucking Macarena, a sleazy song about aggressively hitting on a woman, because there’s a silly white person dance routine you can do to it and they don’t understand the lyrics lol
On a side note, “no junk in the club” is something I’m gonna say now
CaitieLou_52 on
It seems like the owners of this place have a complexion paler than the paper that note is printed on.
NerdBag on
I have to guess that this is in Iowa or somewhere similar
Apprehensive-Book-31 on
My new favorite if/then. If Hispanic kids, then play some Hispanic music.
girlrits00 on
Wait until they find out Hispanic kids like rap music too
Fkingcherokee on
No rap? How are we supposed to skate to Coolio with no rap?
The mystery as to why skating rinks are going under has been solved.
scmucas2001 on
What if Rap Kids?
86753ohnein on
It’s crazy, some of these songs haven’t changed in 30 years.
Source: worked at a rink and have listened to Cotton Eye Joe more times than any other living human being
SoulxxBondz on
Aw, do they not use the Limbo song any more? That was all the craze when I was at skating rinks in the 90s! Every time I went they had a Limbo contest with that song!
tranquil-heart on
I used to work at a club where management put up signs saying not to play rap music bc it would damage the speakers… said speakers were definitely designed with rap in mind. When the owner was there we would play classic rock. As soon as he left we switched to rap.
NevelynRose on
Man, growing up my skating rink fed my love for The Cranberries and 10,000 Maniacs by playing “Linger” and “Because the Night” all the time. Maybe some Mariah here or there, but it was always the hits of the time mixed with these awesome songs.
MyTatemae on
No junk in the club, gimme 20 dollas
CountHonorius on
No junk in the klerb, fam
Fourwindsgone on
No La Bouche? No Haddaway? No DJ Sammy?
What kind of skate rink is this?!
666satangoat666 on
No rap or nasty music, only Cryptopsy
dlatty on
As someone who spent every Friday night at a roller rink in a questionable part of town, im in shambles over no nasty music. I demand Petey Pablos song, Raise Up.
sambull on
What no ace of bass?
Rock-Flag on
As someone who hasn’t been to a roller rink since like 2001 is Limp bizkit- Rollin not a on repeat song anymore
MEOWS_R_RAD on
NO JUNK IN DA KLERB
BarryLaguna on
Damn, a white boi with an affinity for Selena can’t get a little motion?
MilkmanResidue on
Always odd to me that Wobble is considered a kid friendly song when it’s literally suggesting to shake your tits.
Geekenstein on
Everyone going on about the music, and here I am thinking “skating rinks still exist?”
DabiriSC on
Wobble, Whip/Nae Nae and Cupid shuffle. Have not heard any of these songs. But Cotton Eye Joe, you know things are serious when that comes on.
Due-Stock2774 on
Wow the Hispanic kids get a little music thrown their way, coupled with rap being nasty music lol
Gets easier to guess this persons race the more you read the list
Gemtree710 on
We all fam in da clurb
brickson98 on
The Macarena, Cotton Eye Joe, and Cupid Shuffle are unaffected by the passage of time 😂.
But no rap? I get no nasty music. There’s gonna be kids. But no rap at all? Definitely written by some crabby boomer. Only allowing Hispanic music if there’s Hispanic kids? Yup, just reenforcing that it’s some boomer.
jadegives2rides on
Im glad cotton eye Joe is still in the mix but where the fuck is the cha cha slide.
I always had to take my skates off for it, wasnt talented enough to do it in skates lol
DJGIFFGAS on
Whoever wrote this doesnt speak spanish, a lot of those songs you think are kid friendly cuz theyre upbeat or poppy are NASTY
LeaLaurine on
Not including Chicken Dance is an outrage
TBDobbs on
> no rap or nasty music
> highlight “Cotton Eyed Joe”
Diligent-Figure4251 on
“Some Hispanic music if Hispanic kids”
MegaAscension on
It’s crazy, when I grew up going to the roller skating rink in the early 2010s, it was typically Rihanna, Kesha, The Black Eyed Peas, Pitbull, Usher, Britney Spears, etc
mrboat-man on
“Some Hispanic music if Hispanic kids”
Eruionmel on
No Hampster Dance? Unskateable.
Yrddraiggoch on
25 straight minutes of Cotton Eyed Joe is downright cruel and should be against the Geneva Conventions.
Nutsnboldt on
Corn fed wedding ass, raisins in the coleslaw havin, mf socks & sandals lookin’ ass playlist.
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No junk in the club. You keep that junk in your trunk.
Its a little known fact that crazy parties are like baking. It’s a very precise recipe
“Some Hispanic music if Hispanic kids” brings weird nuance to the problematic grouch of “no rap or nasty music.”
Further, Macarena to Wobble to Whip to Cotton Eye Joe with a few minutes between is maniacal
>FOG before opening
lol
I’ve had to play “the dance songs” when doing sound for cover band… Play Cupid Shuffle, they shuffle, play The Wobble, they wobble. Then I always play The Hustle, everyone sits down..
Umm excuse me, a skating rink and “Ghostbusters” isn’t on the playlist? Excuse me? that was only like one of THE skating songs in the 80s. It’s a fantastic song to skate to.
the “Hispanic music” is probably Hips Don’t Lie
I read it as manatee 3 times before realizing it was matinee
You know this is real because it has Cotton Eyed Joe.
Love that they have put “no rap or nasty music,” but you’re **required** to play fucking Macarena, a sleazy song about aggressively hitting on a woman, because there’s a silly white person dance routine you can do to it and they don’t understand the lyrics lol
On a side note, “no junk in the club” is something I’m gonna say now
It seems like the owners of this place have a complexion paler than the paper that note is printed on.
I have to guess that this is in Iowa or somewhere similar
My new favorite if/then. If Hispanic kids, then play some Hispanic music.
Wait until they find out Hispanic kids like rap music too
No rap? How are we supposed to skate to Coolio with no rap?
The mystery as to why skating rinks are going under has been solved.
What if Rap Kids?
It’s crazy, some of these songs haven’t changed in 30 years.
Source: worked at a rink and have listened to Cotton Eye Joe more times than any other living human being
Aw, do they not use the Limbo song any more? That was all the craze when I was at skating rinks in the 90s! Every time I went they had a Limbo contest with that song!
I used to work at a club where management put up signs saying not to play rap music bc it would damage the speakers… said speakers were definitely designed with rap in mind. When the owner was there we would play classic rock. As soon as he left we switched to rap.
Man, growing up my skating rink fed my love for The Cranberries and 10,000 Maniacs by playing “Linger” and “Because the Night” all the time. Maybe some Mariah here or there, but it was always the hits of the time mixed with these awesome songs.
No junk in the club, gimme 20 dollas
No junk in the klerb, fam
No La Bouche? No Haddaway? No DJ Sammy?
What kind of skate rink is this?!
No rap or nasty music, only Cryptopsy
As someone who spent every Friday night at a roller rink in a questionable part of town, im in shambles over no nasty music. I demand Petey Pablos song, Raise Up.
What no ace of bass?
As someone who hasn’t been to a roller rink since like 2001 is Limp bizkit- Rollin not a on repeat song anymore
NO JUNK IN DA KLERB
Damn, a white boi with an affinity for Selena can’t get a little motion?
Always odd to me that Wobble is considered a kid friendly song when it’s literally suggesting to shake your tits.
Everyone going on about the music, and here I am thinking “skating rinks still exist?”
Wobble, Whip/Nae Nae and Cupid shuffle. Have not heard any of these songs. But Cotton Eye Joe, you know things are serious when that comes on.
Wow the Hispanic kids get a little music thrown their way, coupled with rap being nasty music lol
Gets easier to guess this persons race the more you read the list
We all fam in da clurb
The Macarena, Cotton Eye Joe, and Cupid Shuffle are unaffected by the passage of time 😂.
But no rap? I get no nasty music. There’s gonna be kids. But no rap at all? Definitely written by some crabby boomer. Only allowing Hispanic music if there’s Hispanic kids? Yup, just reenforcing that it’s some boomer.
Im glad cotton eye Joe is still in the mix but where the fuck is the cha cha slide.
I always had to take my skates off for it, wasnt talented enough to do it in skates lol
Whoever wrote this doesnt speak spanish, a lot of those songs you think are kid friendly cuz theyre upbeat or poppy are NASTY
Not including Chicken Dance is an outrage
> no rap or nasty music
> highlight “Cotton Eyed Joe”
“Some Hispanic music if Hispanic kids”
It’s crazy, when I grew up going to the roller skating rink in the early 2010s, it was typically Rihanna, Kesha, The Black Eyed Peas, Pitbull, Usher, Britney Spears, etc
“Some Hispanic music if Hispanic kids”
No Hampster Dance? Unskateable.
25 straight minutes of Cotton Eyed Joe is downright cruel and should be against the Geneva Conventions.
Corn fed wedding ass, raisins in the coleslaw havin, mf socks & sandals lookin’ ass playlist.
Yikes at the last one