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you_but_futeristic on May 2, 2026 7:49 am If im reading this right he got that number in 50 minutes?? How many whacks per second would it take to reach that number?
elegant_eagle_egg on May 2, 2026 8:50 am And this is precisely why I don’t like fitness trackers. Not because of the wanking, but because they are inaccurate!!!
Obvious_Spite_5285 on May 2, 2026 8:55 am Its not yet end of the year yet you achieved next year target, Congratulations
Adele-Fiddler on May 2, 2026 9:08 am It would take 11.5 days non stop wanking once per second to reach a million. This guy has almost 2 million…
FuturisticBasalt on May 2, 2026 9:40 am My worst fear is Android auto connecting while I’m watching some porn
vadvaro10 on May 2, 2026 10:00 am https://www.reddit.com/r/AndroidGaming/s/Ly33B74SsR Well, there is always this. It’s a game made by a redditer that tracks your steps and you build a little village from the gems you earn from walking. Also it seems you jerk it quite a bit.
PVG100 on May 2, 2026 10:01 am What you Fitbit thinks you do 5 times a day. 
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If im reading this right he got that number in 50 minutes?? How many whacks per second would it take to reach that number?
^beforehand
I have a sense of humor of a middle schooler
It simply isn’t enough
And this is precisely why I don’t like fitness trackers.
Not because of the wanking, but because they are inaccurate!!!
Its not yet end of the year yet you achieved next year target, Congratulations
It would take 11.5 days non stop wanking once per second to reach a million. This guy has almost 2 million…
Pfft, those are amateur numbers.
“How do you stay so fit?”
My worst fear is Android auto connecting while I’m watching some porn
wacker tracker
https://www.reddit.com/r/AndroidGaming/s/Ly33B74SsR
Well, there is always this. It’s a game made by a redditer that tracks your steps and you build a little village from the gems you earn from walking.
Also it seems you jerk it quite a bit.
What you Fitbit thinks you do 5 times a day.
