Ok-Rich-3812 on May 2, 2026 8:05 am Cop pulled his gun, there was a scuffle, cop shot himself in the face. Perp gets the blame.
Grant_Winner_Extra on May 2, 2026 8:16 am I can’t wait until the trial: Public defender: “Tell me again who shot you?” Cop:”defendent” PD: “The defendent you described as ’unarmed’ in your report? and who pulled the trigger?” cop: “yes, and that would be me” PD: “Move for immediate dismissal on grounds of actual innocence” Judge and jury: “Yup!!!”
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Cop pulled his gun, there was a scuffle, cop shot himself in the face. Perp gets the blame.
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I can’t wait until the trial:
Public defender: “Tell me again who shot you?”
Cop:”defendent”
PD: “The defendent you described as ’unarmed’ in your report? and who pulled the trigger?”
cop: “yes, and that would be me”
PD: “Move for immediate dismissal on grounds of actual innocence”
Judge and jury: “Yup!!!”