Simpicity on May 1, 2026 9:40 pm Instructions unclear. Baby isn’t crawling or speaking. Does it need a montage?
DumbDumbHunter on May 1, 2026 9:42 pm “crawl out of her” is a new combination of words that I hope to never see again
Solinna61 on May 1, 2026 9:42 pm Finally a textbook that captures the exact moment a newborn decides to start paying rent.
Romnonaldao on May 1, 2026 9:47 pm Jokes aside, a squat position is the more natural position for human birth. On the back with legs up is done because it’s better for the doctor
B58bomber on May 1, 2026 9:47 pm Looks like one of Chris (Simpsons artist) illustrations, I love his stuff.
Kesse84 on May 1, 2026 9:51 pm As a person who gave birth, I want to find a person responsible for that drawing and kick them in their genitals. And say “thank you”
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That’s exactly how I poop.
Instructions unclear. Baby isn’t crawling or speaking. Does it need a montage?
“crawl out of her” is a new combination of words that I hope to never see again
Mine didn’t say thank you, did I do something wrong?
Finally a textbook that captures the exact moment a newborn decides to start paying rent.
I really want to see what else is in that book
I didn’t know baby’s could crawl right after being born lol
OB docs and midwives hate this one secret!
Jokes aside, a squat position is the more natural position for human birth. On the back with legs up is done because it’s better for the doctor
Looks like one of Chris (Simpsons artist) illustrations, I love his stuff.
I know this book!
This is how snakes work sadly.
As a person who gave birth, I want to find a person responsible for that drawing and kick them in their genitals. And say “thank you”
That kid is getting the fuck out of there.
Thank you.
I’m not a technician but this seems like bullshit to me.
Well, shit. How come I don’t have a polite baby?