Senator John F. Kennedy listening to his 6-year-old nephew, Robert F. Kennedy Jr., during a campaign flight in 1960.
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Senator John F. Kennedy listening to his 6-year-old nephew, Robert F. Kennedy Jr., during a campaign flight in 1960.
by q34n
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Too bad RFK Jr isn’t as smart now as he was then.
Should have given him a lobotomy instead of JFKs sister
Erra, Uncle Jack in the future I will be a gravelly voiced ex-heroin addict that will have no healthcare experience but I will be the Secretary of Health and Human Services. Good thing you or my dad, Uncle Ted or Grandpa Joe had to see this in person.
Look kid, don’t fuck this up
Sometimes I’m almost glad that his uncle and his father aren’t alive to see the utter degenerate disgrace he grew up to be all while spitting on his family’s legacy.
RFK Jr: “and, and, ,and then, in the dream, okay, like, like it was, like, it was a the *future* and…”
JFK: Okay, you’re doing good, tell me about your dream…
RFK Jr: ” so, so its like the future and a bug, it went into my brain, and now I don’t want to get the polio shot, but it’s also in the future, so, so like we all talk into phones with tv screens in them, so, so like i took a picture of my peepee and sent it to girls”.
JFK: Jackie, our nephew may be retarded.
Uncle John? If I should one day find a dead bear in the road, should I try to take it home and eat it?
And that’s how I am going to be the worst Kennedy ever!
You mean best right?
I meant what I said.
Sucking his thumb at age 6. Tracks.
“Hey uncle, you should use convertible cars during your visit to Texas, it’s much safer!”
– RFK JR.
Kid, how many times do I have to tell you to take that damn lizard out of your mouth?
*Uncle John, can I have some raw milk?*
“so then.. so.. so the mean lady poked me with a needle and it hurted my arm and i said ‘i don’t want any more maxinations’ and i’m not gonna get any more! and i didn’t cry, mommy just made that up.”
He made more sense then, I’m sure.
Wait, what did you do to that dead raccoon?
I bet it hearing that “dead-person-trying-to-pretend-they’re-alive” voice come out of a little kid was pretty freaky.
He is telling his uncle about the rat he just ran over with his bike.
Now he’s on a 5 packs of Raccoon penises a day habit.
What is the “cool” part of the post?
“You should ride in a open car in dallas! Car roofs dont stop bullets!”
Fast forward to now; he sounds like a shy fax machine
Is he munching on a dead raccoon dick in that pic?
What a disappointment RFK Jr has turned out to be. His uncle must be looking down in sadness.
No raccoon penis is the bestest food
Im tired of seeing this guy in any form
“This kid is dumb as hell…”
Does RFK Jr have it in him to kill more people with disease than his father saved from Nuclear Holocaust? Only time will tell.
“Man, this kid says some fucking wild shit.”
What a little turd he’ll become.
“Errrah this kid is a goddamn moron!”
“That boy ain’t right”
“JFC, kid…you’re even dumber than I thought…”
-JFK (Probably)
I’m just imagining a six year old that sounds like he has bronchitis and is reeeeeeeally nervous.
JFK: What do you want for Christmas this year?
RFK Jr.: a raccoon’s cock.
Look at that little dumbass
Uncle John, I really like raccoons.
You cut the what off a raccoon?
The Kennedy family is exactly why the country was founded as a rejection to the concept of perpetual ruling families. Just generations of ruinous assholes with outsized power and influence.
John- “For the last time Robbie, vaccines don’t cause autism.”
John- “this kid is dumb as shit”
I’m going to grow up and put a dead bear in Central Park, and cut the head off a whale, and I’m going to cut the penis off a dead raccoon!
Wish JFK Jr had been piloting the plane…
“You’re a disappointment. It’s a shame we share the same last name…”
Both ended up brainless
“Robert, is that another raccoon penis in your pocket? We’ve talked about this. It’s not normal and you’re really starting to make Marilyn uncomfortable.”
Ah yes. Back when Rfk jr’s nonsensical statement were still considered ‘cute’.
“So then, uncle John, I rolled around in carcasses outside the slaughterhouse. And then I swam in a sewer. And then I ate a 4 day old dead raccoon.”