L4z3rH4wk on May 1, 2026 12:18 am For a second I thought the dog passed away and it was converted into a fucking carpet.
xmastreee on May 1, 2026 12:23 am “Mum, there’s a dog outside with a puncture!” “What do you mean?” “Well there’s another one pumping it up.”
Professional-Face-97 on May 1, 2026 12:23 am Seems that he got ahold of his master’s bottle of Ozempic.
TrailMomKat on May 1, 2026 12:43 am I’ll go get the tire pump, you get to shove the hose up its 2D butt.
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That’s… kinda morbid.
LOL, that’s a borzoi!!!
Hey Google can dogs be vampires
2D doggo
you un-rug that pup right now!!
Moopsy!
Rehydrate!
He looks so proud of his flattened friend
Dog with its flayed skin
What da dog doin?
Let me do it for you
Flat Stanley!
For a second I thought the dog passed away and it was converted into a fucking carpet.
That’s not funny at all. What happened to this dog?
It’s a trisolaran throw it in some water it will be fine
This is your dog on drugs
This is the way she’s been since she started smoking pot
“Mum, there’s a dog outside with a puncture!”
“What do you mean?”
“Well there’s another one pumping it up.”
Seems that he got ahold of his master’s bottle of Ozempic.
“Flat Stanley, what’s your dogs name?”
“Mat.”
Oh MG what a hoot!!
Took me a minute to figure it out.
The play dead world champion
Judge doom…
When they tell you ‘it’s just a 5-minute nap
I THOUGHT THEY WERE TURNED INTO A FREAKING RUG
Askin standing over Ichigo like
I’ll go get the tire pump, you get to shove the hose up its 2D butt.
Now I have the CatDog theme stuck.ib my head, but it is Flat dog.
Time to dehydrate until a stable era begins….
Found SlenderDog