If someone opens the door and you are pants down on the toilet just say “occupied” and they will close the door…
MyUsernameIsAwful on
Anything around to MacGyver a solution with?
ricky-from-scotland on
Looks like you are operating in “poop with friends” mode.
Just_browsing_thanku on
OldScratchTim on
Put a little shit on the outside handle, that should buy you some time.
throwawayboingboing on
Put a sock on the door knob
ButtmanAndRubbin on
Hook your zipper to the door so when they open it your pants will get pulled up.
Own_Preference_8103 on
Who the fuck made that shit and didnt test it
moffy001 on
If you just leave the door open everyone will know your in there.
awsum43 on
Just yell, “I’m pooping!” every 5 seconds
HappyLittleTrees17 on
Mildly SHITeresting indeed
Bonechatters on
If you have keys on a key ring, push a key through the closed hook loop and loop the key ring between the hook and key.
Chyvalri on
Maintain eye contact for dominance.
Vice4Life on
So? Start going and if someone opens the door, lock eyes with them while you continue.
schnurble on
Pooping with friends
Superb-Film-594 on
Use your shoelace. If it’s not long enough to go around your neck, use it to keep the door shut.
Facehugger81 on
If the toilet is close to the door I guess you could tie your belt to the hand and keep it pulled closed… I guess you could also just throw a turd at intruders like a pissed off ape.
Young_Bu11 on
I’m normally fervently against defacing someone else’s property but I would 100% sharpie “NO LOCK, PLEASE KNOCK” on the outside of the this door.
SwampCrittr on
Can we get an update? How was the poop?
mixmasterADD on
Seems like you don’t, really
Simbooptendo on
Hook your foot under the handle. If you’re still too far from the toilet, shit in your hand and toss it into the toilet.
liquor_ibrlyknoher on
Do it with the door open. Establish dominance.
blahmeistah on
Just poop. Whoever opens that door, it will be worse for them than for you.
DJMagicHandz on
Shoestring
Banpdx on
Pull your shoe lace out and double knot yourself in.
BigDaddyDang on
Do like one of my now recently fired drivers (dealership)(because of this event) . Just leave the stall door wide open and take a massive stinky duece and grunt aggressively at other people as they see you
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If someone opens the door and you are pants down on the toilet just say “occupied” and they will close the door…
Anything around to MacGyver a solution with?
Looks like you are operating in “poop with friends” mode.
Put a little shit on the outside handle, that should buy you some time.
Put a sock on the door knob
Hook your zipper to the door so when they open it your pants will get pulled up.
Who the fuck made that shit and didnt test it
If you just leave the door open everyone will know your in there.
Just yell, “I’m pooping!” every 5 seconds
Mildly SHITeresting indeed
If you have keys on a key ring, push a key through the closed hook loop and loop the key ring between the hook and key.
Maintain eye contact for dominance.
So? Start going and if someone opens the door, lock eyes with them while you continue.
Pooping with friends
Use your shoelace. If it’s not long enough to go around your neck, use it to keep the door shut.
If the toilet is close to the door I guess you could tie your belt to the hand and keep it pulled closed… I guess you could also just throw a turd at intruders like a pissed off ape.
I’m normally fervently against defacing someone else’s property but I would 100% sharpie “NO LOCK, PLEASE KNOCK” on the outside of the this door.
Can we get an update? How was the poop?
Seems like you don’t, really
Hook your foot under the handle. If you’re still too far from the toilet, shit in your hand and toss it into the toilet.
Do it with the door open. Establish dominance.
Just poop. Whoever opens that door, it will be worse for them than for you.
Shoestring
Pull your shoe lace out and double knot yourself in.
Do like one of my now recently fired drivers (dealership)(because of this event) . Just leave the stall door wide open and take a massive stinky duece and grunt aggressively at other people as they see you