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No_Ask_150 on April 29, 2026 7:48 pm What irks me is when they zoom in on the guy’s face for a good 5 seconds.
_ghostperson on April 29, 2026 8:23 pm Or the dude sounds like Macho Man Randy Savage narrating a training video for plumbers. “ohhYAHH’h, got to la’Hy the pipe down. Gotta get the riGHt pipe for the job!”
bornlasttuesday on April 29, 2026 9:31 pm A male porn actor is just a life support system for a dick and it should be shot that way.
WranglerSufficient75 on April 29, 2026 9:35 pm I don’t really know why I’m commenting on this. I understand this pain too much. I’m gonna try going outside tomorrow.
playfully_smirk on April 29, 2026 10:58 pm The motivation drops off as quickly as popcorn gets demolished before the movie begins
GhettoLemonade on April 30, 2026 2:44 am I’ve seen videos where there’s a whole ass narrative leading up to the ‘action.’ Like, who put all of this world building in my porn, who ok’d this?
Queasy_Wishbone8774 on April 30, 2026 2:52 am Don’t you dare throw shade at our king Alex Adams like that, man.
ars_sinistra on April 30, 2026 3:04 am I love a loud and mouthy bottom, oh, you meant straight porn; skill issue.
caniflauntforalil on April 30, 2026 4:13 am I exclusively watch solos and jois. In middleschool it used to be lesbian, but eh not a huge fan anymore.
BosPaladinSix on April 30, 2026 4:21 am Lena Paul is crazy hot but most of her scenes are with incredibly annoying dudes…🤬
PMK5195 on April 30, 2026 4:48 am Watching patriarchal porn and being annoyed by men talking to much at the same time. To me that’s funny
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Not to mention he always sounds like Deku
This is the worst!
the top or the bottom?
What irks me is when they zoom in on the guy’s face for a good 5 seconds.
This is why verbal tops are scared. 😔
not when its amateur, it looks natural lol
Or the dude sounds like Macho Man Randy Savage narrating a training video for plumbers.
“ohhYAHH’h, got to la’Hy the pipe down. Gotta get the riGHt pipe for the job!”
A male porn actor is just a life support system for a dick and it should be shot that way.
I don’t really know why I’m commenting on this. I understand this pain too much. I’m gonna try going outside tomorrow.
Don’t watch porn!! Problem solved 😉
Why is there closed captioned porn?
or when they add like the most bumping music ever
skip lol
The motivation drops off as quickly as popcorn gets demolished before the movie begins
We need to understand the lore first.
Or when the camera angle switches and all you see is man ass🙄
Which one?
I’ve seen videos where there’s a whole ass narrative leading up to the ‘action.’ Like, who put all of this world building in my porn, who ok’d this?
Don’t you dare throw shade at our king Alex Adams like that, man.
I love a loud and mouthy bottom, oh, you meant straight porn; skill issue.
I exclusively watch solos and jois. In middleschool it used to be lesbian, but eh not a huge fan anymore.
Lena Paul is crazy hot but most of her scenes are with incredibly annoying dudes…🤬
I have this problem but I watch gay porn so I kinda dont
every time with those intros man
every time with those intros man
Watching patriarchal porn and being annoyed by men talking to much at the same time. To me that’s funny
So relatable my fellow straight man