The math just makes the existential dread hit different
chystatrsoup on
Damn that’s a hella long shift
ogodilovejudyalvarez on
Maybe it’d help if you put an analog clock with a second hand right in front of you so you could pass the time by counting the one billion, two hundred and sixty two million, three hundred and four thousand individual seconds until you can retire. Possibly. I see a lot of stories about really, really, I mean *reaally* old people still forced to work, so, you know, maybe add another few hundred million seconds on there just for fun. Think about all the fittings your corporate CEO can buy for their twelfth solid gold yacht with all that extra work you’ll be doing!
Takenmyusernamewas on
When you realize your retirement plan will involve a mortician not a travel agent…
nightoraixa on
Suddenly, the Krusty Krab doesn’t look so bad compared to the next 40 years
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The math just makes the existential dread hit different
Damn that’s a hella long shift
Maybe it’d help if you put an analog clock with a second hand right in front of you so you could pass the time by counting the one billion, two hundred and sixty two million, three hundred and four thousand individual seconds until you can retire. Possibly. I see a lot of stories about really, really, I mean *reaally* old people still forced to work, so, you know, maybe add another few hundred million seconds on there just for fun. Think about all the fittings your corporate CEO can buy for their twelfth solid gold yacht with all that extra work you’ll be doing!
When you realize your retirement plan will involve a mortician not a travel agent…
Suddenly, the Krusty Krab doesn’t look so bad compared to the next 40 years