Ballroom He’d probably turn it into a library and still refuse to dance.
easy10pins on
ETsUncle on
The bone spurs in chief could literally never imagine a being in the situation Ukraine is in
Chance-Effort8378 on
Ballroom He’d probably turn it into a library and still act like it’s too much.
bryangcrane on
I’m not sure who this @covie_93 is, but I sure like his take on global events.
femboyisbestboy on
He has survived dozens attempts, but that’s easy when not just Ukraine, but the entirety of Europe is behind you.
Trump will never understand that.
BiBoFieTo on
American defence contractors are reportedly testing miniaturized ballrooms as a successor to the M1 Abrams.
Opening-Valuable-204 on
A real leader vs a fake king
hxl004 on
Baal’ room
VermicelliOwn6502 on
He probably has better security than 2 random chicks holding the door open for whoever. IDK how a ballroom fixes lax security. That place had worse security than the Capitol building on Jan 6.
Eggheadpancake on
That’s what gets me.
Kirk got aired out by a fucking teenager on their first try
And trump has evaded how many “assassinations”? You can’t tell me if someone competent wanted to do it they would have done it by now.
With that also being said, apparently Obama had like 11 failed attempts against him. But we didn’t know about most if any of them.
DavyJonesCousinsDog on
I think we should give him his ballroom. We’ll allow 1 hour of work to be done on it for every hour of manual labor that Trump himself devoted to it.
We livestream that and I think we’d put a big dent in the national debt. Comedy gold.
Electrical-Amoeba245 on
Probably has something to do with all the billions we’ve sent them
dazedan_confused on
In his country, guns aren’t seen as a political tool, just something you need to survive.
Honestly, I feel like politics these days is becoming more about how politicians make you FEEL, and not what they do.
PassThatSpliff on
That’s because VZ is an actual leader that cares about his people, as opposed to our current Pedo in Chief, who only cares about greed and being brown-nosed.
Kestrel_Iolani on
Zelenskyy’s got no ball room because they’re so damn big. Titanium coated, diamond encrusted didn’t balls
IBringTheHeat2 on
It’s the 200 billion dollars keeping him safe
InvestmentImportant1 on
The ballroom is an underground bunker.
Bulky-Internal8579 on
My favorite part of most truly great movies is when the hero gets his Epstein ballroom that helps him win the day…
looselylawless on
Isn’t the ballroom just a cover for a bunker?
“The military is building a big complex under the ballroom, which has come out recently because of a stupid lawsuit that was filed,” Trump told reporters on Air Force One over the weekend.
He said the proposed 90,000 square-foot ballroom “essentially becomes a shed for what’s being built under,” adding that the “high-grade bulletproof glass” windows would protect the facility below “from drones and … from any other thing.”
The existence of a World War II-era facility — called the Presidential Emergency Operations Center (PEOC) — has been an open secret for decades, especially after the government released photos in 2015 of White House officials sheltering inside on Sept. 11, 2001.”
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Ballroom He’d probably turn it into a library and still refuse to dance.
The bone spurs in chief could literally never imagine a being in the situation Ukraine is in
Ballroom He’d probably turn it into a library and still act like it’s too much.
I’m not sure who this @covie_93 is, but I sure like his take on global events.
He has survived dozens attempts, but that’s easy when not just Ukraine, but the entirety of Europe is behind you.
Trump will never understand that.
American defence contractors are reportedly testing miniaturized ballrooms as a successor to the M1 Abrams.
A real leader vs a fake king
Baal’ room
He probably has better security than 2 random chicks holding the door open for whoever. IDK how a ballroom fixes lax security. That place had worse security than the Capitol building on Jan 6.
That’s what gets me.
Kirk got aired out by a fucking teenager on their first try
And trump has evaded how many “assassinations”? You can’t tell me if someone competent wanted to do it they would have done it by now.
With that also being said, apparently Obama had like 11 failed attempts against him. But we didn’t know about most if any of them.
I think we should give him his ballroom. We’ll allow 1 hour of work to be done on it for every hour of manual labor that Trump himself devoted to it.
We livestream that and I think we’d put a big dent in the national debt. Comedy gold.
Probably has something to do with all the billions we’ve sent them
In his country, guns aren’t seen as a political tool, just something you need to survive.
Honestly, I feel like politics these days is becoming more about how politicians make you FEEL, and not what they do.
That’s because VZ is an actual leader that cares about his people, as opposed to our current Pedo in Chief, who only cares about greed and being brown-nosed.
Zelenskyy’s got no ball room because they’re so damn big. Titanium coated, diamond encrusted didn’t balls
It’s the 200 billion dollars keeping him safe
The ballroom is an underground bunker.
My favorite part of most truly great movies is when the hero gets his Epstein ballroom that helps him win the day…
Isn’t the ballroom just a cover for a bunker?
“The military is building a big complex under the ballroom, which has come out recently because of a stupid lawsuit that was filed,” Trump told reporters on Air Force One over the weekend.
He said the proposed 90,000 square-foot ballroom “essentially becomes a shed for what’s being built under,” adding that the “high-grade bulletproof glass” windows would protect the facility below “from drones and … from any other thing.”
The existence of a World War II-era facility — called the Presidential Emergency Operations Center (PEOC) — has been an open secret for decades, especially after the government released photos in 2015 of White House officials sheltering inside on Sept. 11, 2001.”
Source:[NPR](https://www.npr.org/2026/04/03/nx-s1-5772665/trump-ballroom-underground-military-bunker)