I heard people don’t dream about their phones. If she does… this is a discovery
nudistclub on
Your wife sleep texts you Kid Rock lyrics
Fun-Basis-5735 on
bro same with my wife lol
smr312 on
you should try googling that and see what comes back
cafeevil on
And she read your text? Liar
Anopanda on
I think she want permission to hug you without telling you before.
ResponsibilityOk2486 on
BULLSHIT.
ResponsibilityOk2486 on
If in fact, you are a real living, breathing person, that is truly sad.
OhAmbroz on
I do the same and I think she’s sleep-texting you for water 😂
ResponsibilityOk2486 on
If she wants taco bell before butt sex,get a divorce already!
TheRealMrExcitement on
My god that just struck me as super funny and I’ve been laughing for the last 5 minutes with tears in my eyes. Just fantastic – no notes.
Sajmansito on
I need that sticker
everything_is_bad on
Okay but even as decided to use even go want to do look more like
BenjaminDover02 on
Sometimes I pee in my laundry basket while I’m sleepwalking so this is better.
RonniDeee on
well… can she?? you didn’t answer her
StarWarsLvr on
Perfect response haha
base_mental on
She found the magic words to stop jazz music! Finally! Please, thank her for finding other magic words than “Oo ee oo aa aa ting tang walla walla bing bang.”
DragonfruitGrand5683 on
Sounds like a parasomnia, she needs to see a sleep specialist and be put on medication as she is at increased risk for neurodegenerative disorders.
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Is that code for butt sechs?
I heard people don’t dream about their phones. If she does… this is a discovery
Your wife sleep texts you Kid Rock lyrics
bro same with my wife lol
you should try googling that and see what comes back
And she read your text? Liar
I think she want permission to hug you without telling you before.
BULLSHIT.
If in fact, you are a real living, breathing person, that is truly sad.
I do the same and I think she’s sleep-texting you for water 😂
If she wants taco bell before butt sex,get a divorce already!
My god that just struck me as super funny and I’ve been laughing for the last 5 minutes with tears in my eyes. Just fantastic – no notes.
I need that sticker
Okay but even as decided to use even go want to do look more like
Sometimes I pee in my laundry basket while I’m sleepwalking so this is better.
well… can she?? you didn’t answer her
Perfect response haha
She found the magic words to stop jazz music! Finally! Please, thank her for finding other magic words than “Oo ee oo aa aa ting tang walla walla bing bang.”
Sounds like a parasomnia, she needs to see a sleep specialist and be put on medication as she is at increased risk for neurodegenerative disorders.