The flexibility, creativity and that blue. The lady spiders are lucky.
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Looks like me when I hit the club.
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I hope he gets all the spidussy he wants after that.
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>The male peacock jumping spider must dance for his life. In order to woo a female and avoid being eaten, he performs an intricate dance using a brilliantly colored fan attached to his abdomen. If the female approves, he is allowed to mate.
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The flexibility, creativity and that blue. The lady spiders are lucky.


Looks like me when I hit the club.
I hope he gets all the spidussy he wants after that.
>The male peacock jumping spider must dance for his life. In order to woo a female and avoid being eaten, he performs an intricate dance using a brilliantly colored fan attached to his abdomen. If the female approves, he is allowed to mate.
I’m glad we don’t have to do that.
[Source](https://www.pbs.org/wnet/nature/peacock-spider-attracts-mate-with-colorful-dance/15763/)
I’d let that spider fuck me.
Now sliiiiide to the left. Sliiiide to the right
I am no longer afraid of spiders, as long as they look and dance like this
Clearly you haven’t seen the desperation at last call.
Book recommendation: Children of Time
It will make sense how this is related to it

Oh heeeeyyyyy mr spider… its working 😉
Autobots! Roll out!
How *you* doin’?
He looks like a Shaman.
Whatever dude, try being on a dating app

Things a man have to do get a women’s attention
They also splash on like a gallon of Axe body spray
Ours is pretty complex too, I’ve been trying to understand it for decades now and still mostly fail
Amaze! Amaze! Amaze!
The colour used in the movies is so much similar to this particular spider’s body.

Oh shit I’m over here blushin’ 🤭💦

Amaze! Amaze!

https://preview.redd.it/m3nq3k7w4yxg1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2c96b04e8fa6cf0fec49bbcf90fb9432573f0782
Pattern means “I’m yours, baby” in Aboriginal Aussie lingo.
Unrelated but I finally understand why Zabuton and other spiders from Farming Life communicate w their arms like that
It’s working!
Jazz hands!
I suddenly have the urge to lay loads of eggs and spin a web. Is this normal?
I like how it starts with a

anansi the spider irl
Those are Spider-man colors too.
I’m already on all 4.

I have severe arachnophobia, but these lil jumping spiders are OK. Just please. Stay out of my house.
Bro turned the courtship into full on stage performance… Tiny showstopper
That’s easy af, I can do way cooler shit.
I mean, he wins. I’m smitten.
Is this real?😭 oh my🥹
Looks like a Jackson Pollock painting
Tom Holland courting Zendaya with his Ballet moves!
I do this dance for my biologist wife.