This is the shit I would buy if I had millions of dollars
WiseAce1 on
Life will find a way
Funployee182 on

Laidy-Whistledown on
This is how Jurassic Park started…have we not learned
TurdMcNugget69 on
There’s now 7 films depicting why preserving animals in amber for millions of years is a bad idea
BestVariation1517 on
Natural epoxy resin
Incon-thievable on
Definitely one of the coolest glimpses into the past. That amber with the partial gecko is really amazing too.
I wonder how many undiscovered amber relics there are out there.
Accurate_Koala_4698 on

thikskuld on
Here we are, trapped in the amber of the moment. There is no why.
Kurt Vonnegut
Competitive_Pea_1684 on
Someone should definitely let him out, that’s way too long he must be really really bored by now.
PurpleZombi3 on
Welcome to Praying Mantis Park.
dalyarak_rick on
What did bro do to jailed 12m years for?
Clinday on
Amber is such a cool thing on top of looking really good
Following-Complete on
I have seen enough movies to know that they better keep it in that amber.
ElLicenciadoPena on
He he, praying didn’t save it from dying
Lowca on
And… BINGO! Dino DNA!
Eddieonenote on
So, in 12 million years the Praying Mantis has not changed its body one bit. Talk about perfection!
Skypirate90 on
Dinosaur DNA
*pricks john with a needle*
Hello John
Hello John
oooh Hello John
Elegant-Armadillo-93 on

Ter-Lee-Comedy on

PapaShangoEmeritus on
Don’t. Do NOT!
Capable_Stranger9885 on

Glitchy833 on

Sea_Structure_8692 on
Doesn’t look a day over 11 million years.
PalmovyyKozak on
His eyes are saying: “What the fuck??”
Callisto7K on
So let’s spare no expense.
alreadykaten on
Is he still alive? Does he want me to help get him out?
I_lenny_face_you on
Me, wondering what band names this mantis knows that I’ve never heard of
LetterheadPowerful on
Well worth the 30 million it sold for, and I swear if I had the 30mil it would have been sold to me !!
McbEatsAirplane on
Time to make a cane out of it and then start a dinosaur park
No-Jacket-2927 on
Poor thing, must be so boring in there!
CaptainPartyMix on
Yep, that’s me. You’re probably wondering how I got here.
InbetweenTheLayers on
Let my boy out he did nothing wrong
Howardv99 on
Ain’t no way, I’ve met this guy just yesterday
Philisophical-Jester on
Idk why I’ve never thought about this, but would encasing ourselves in amber be the perfect form of mummification ? Does it have to be under special circumstances to work or can we literally just create a tub of amber, lay a departed person inside it, and wait?
Appropriate-Card5215 on
Free him
Elegant_Patient274 on
This unique not like diamonds.
Upper_Restaurant_503 on
So amazing
Furious-Shores on
This is what they’ll make if they try to clone it.

SuperGameTheory on
You know, all the pine pitch I’ve ever seen moves at the speed of a pitch drop experiment. How in the world do full insects get enveloped like this?
nsrtcoin on
Cooool! Can I have it?
Asking-is-a-crime on
If they existed 12 million years ago and still exist today, why haven’t they evolved into monkeys?
Ha! Checkmate Christian Bale!
/s
Forsaken_Ad_8789 on
What I imagine he’s praying about

Unhappy_Trout on
Annnnd DINO DNA
BadTakeBill on
You should definitely not try to extract its generic pattern and fill any gaps with amphibian DNA. Would not recommend.
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This is the shit I would buy if I had millions of dollars
Life will find a way

This is how Jurassic Park started…have we not learned
There’s now 7 films depicting why preserving animals in amber for millions of years is a bad idea
Natural epoxy resin
Definitely one of the coolest glimpses into the past. That amber with the partial gecko is really amazing too.
I wonder how many undiscovered amber relics there are out there.

Here we are, trapped in the amber of the moment. There is no why.
Kurt Vonnegut
Someone should definitely let him out, that’s way too long he must be really really bored by now.
Welcome to Praying Mantis Park.
What did bro do to jailed 12m years for?
Amber is such a cool thing on top of looking really good
I have seen enough movies to know that they better keep it in that amber.
He he, praying didn’t save it from dying
And… BINGO! Dino DNA!
So, in 12 million years the Praying Mantis has not changed its body one bit. Talk about perfection!
Dinosaur DNA
*pricks john with a needle*
Hello John
Hello John
oooh Hello John


Don’t. Do NOT!


Doesn’t look a day over 11 million years.
His eyes are saying: “What the fuck??”
So let’s spare no expense.
Is he still alive? Does he want me to help get him out?
Me, wondering what band names this mantis knows that I’ve never heard of
Well worth the 30 million it sold for, and I swear if I had the 30mil it would have been sold to me !!
Time to make a cane out of it and then start a dinosaur park
Poor thing, must be so boring in there!
Yep, that’s me. You’re probably wondering how I got here.
Let my boy out he did nothing wrong
Ain’t no way, I’ve met this guy just yesterday
Idk why I’ve never thought about this, but would encasing ourselves in amber be the perfect form of mummification ? Does it have to be under special circumstances to work or can we literally just create a tub of amber, lay a departed person inside it, and wait?
Free him
This unique not like diamonds.
So amazing
This is what they’ll make if they try to clone it.

You know, all the pine pitch I’ve ever seen moves at the speed of a pitch drop experiment. How in the world do full insects get enveloped like this?
Cooool! Can I have it?
If they existed 12 million years ago and still exist today, why haven’t they evolved into monkeys?
Ha! Checkmate Christian Bale!
/s
What I imagine he’s praying about

Annnnd DINO DNA
You should definitely not try to extract its generic pattern and fill any gaps with amphibian DNA. Would not recommend.
“Welcome to…Mantis park!”