She shouldn’t have left her purse at home
by darcion19
She shouldn’t have left her purse at home
by darcion19
17 Comments
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The old ‘police brutality’ rizz. Works every time but in court.
Escalated from 0 to 100 way too fast. He really took “law enforcement” roleplay to the darkest timeline
This worked for someone I’m sure.
Love of the game
That escalated from **pick-up line** to **police report** at record-breaking speed.
bro skipped the tutorial
When you’re a 10 but your intrusive thoughts are a 100
mysteriously the officer’s bodycam footage was corrupted during the interaction
He shot his shot.
I’d still swoon
It bothers me that the responses are all on different days
🌰🌰
Instead of *Reload* it should say *Jizz*
Thats one way to shoot your shot.
Saturday to Monday is a 2 day response time on a pickup line. She didn’t leave her purse at home. She was writing her dissertation.
“What was that?”
“I was shooting my shot”