Kids, old Grandpa Frog began, settling into his rocking lily pad, there was a day I flew through the sky before I was famous.
The little frogs leaned in. Were you in a helicopter?
No, he said proudly. A rocket launch. One second I was minding my own business, and the next, a giant fire cloud picked me up like I was part of the mission.
He smiled. I did not panic. I did what any brave frog would do, I spread my legs, looked dramatic, and hoped nobody noticed I was airborne without a plan.
The grandchildren gasped. What happened next?
I landed in the grass, he said, straightened my tiny tie, and declared, ‘That is enough excitement for one lifetime.’
Then he winked. But I’ll tell you this, in our family, we don’t jump from lily pads. We launch from them.
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And I think it’s gonna be a long long time
Tiny human
Frog legs anyone?
Must have been a human sized frog.
*”That’s one small step for frog, one giant leap for frogkind”*
Frog space program 2026. The 2nd time we sent a frog to space.
NASA say frog, I’m questioning this… 🫨😲 We’re all ground crew accounted for…?
Poor froggy. He’ll be a part of history forever.
This post might have legs
Did the frog call Dewey, Scruem and Howe, LLP? He may be eligible for compensation.
He’s falling with style according to woody and buzz
That’s Jeb after an EVA on the pad to escape shitfuck 14, which was not equipped with any decouplers.
This picture never fails to make me giggle.
“Hello my honey. Hello my baby. Hello my ragtime doll.”
#Kermit can into space
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Frogman was going to space
To boldy go where no frog has gone before!
Houston, we’re having froglegs.
I wonder if he croaked?
“Fuck”
Poor thing problem didn’t make it
Ignited as Frog…💥
Nah, that’s crazy frog
“weeeeeee!”
Kermit Space Program
He got lily pad and launch pad confused
here come dat boi! o shit whaddup
One small step for man, one giant leap for frog-kind
“And you may be wondering how did I get here”
Reminds me of Kermit at a Tame Imapala concert
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Project Hail Kermit
Kids, old Grandpa Frog began, settling into his rocking lily pad, there was a day I flew through the sky before I was famous.
The little frogs leaned in. Were you in a helicopter?
No, he said proudly. A rocket launch. One second I was minding my own business, and the next, a giant fire cloud picked me up like I was part of the mission.
He smiled. I did not panic. I did what any brave frog would do, I spread my legs, looked dramatic, and hoped nobody noticed I was airborne without a plan.
The grandchildren gasped. What happened next?
I landed in the grass, he said, straightened my tiny tie, and declared, ‘That is enough excitement for one lifetime.’
Then he winked. But I’ll tell you this, in our family, we don’t jump from lily pads. We launch from them.
Witness me!
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Frog’s POV:
RIP Space Bat
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IT’S THE FINAAAL COUNTDOOOOWN
This would make for a sick album cover.